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Copied and pasted from Myspace/Friendster until I have time to think up something clever:

I'm your basic reference librarian. If you're foolish enough to invite me to your house when I'm drunk, I'll reorganize your books following the Library of Congress'classification schedules. Also, you shouldn't invite me shopping unless you're serious. Nobody can keep up with me shopping. I mean, I'm good. Scary good. Antiques, clothing, housewares, and even groceries. There's nothing that I can't shop.