What with this years theme being the American Dream. I have taken the "liberty" of rewriting the preamble to the US constitution, the way Geroge Bush and his cronies might like it.

We the Rich and Powerful of the United States, in Order to form a more profitable Union, establish Order, insure domestic control, provide for the defense of profits, promote the corporate Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Power to ourselves and ourselves alone without regard for future consequences. and do o... read more