When you say you're going to give us Bach on Halloween, you better damn well be giving us the Toccata and Fugue in D MINOR on organ. The Fugue has no business being played in D major, and on piano no less! It was downright flouncy. EWWWWWWWWW!

That's no treat, just a dirty, rotten trick.

Curse you!!

(Image: the cathedral organ at Santiago de Compostela -- www.ssaviours.org/BrunosPil...ures.html)