March 10, 2005SUPPOSEDLY Heather has given up the whole chatting online thing, and yet I certainly see her online RATHER OFTEN.
September 20, 2004Heather rocks my socks. She's got the funk, she's got the sass, she knows where the best cupcakes are.
Hopefully one day we can make sandwiches on the dancefloor.
September 18, 2004Ah tis a wondrous experience to behold this wild and ubercool woo-man... she is a magnificent creature. Her saucy wit will surely wack you up and down and then from left to right before returning again... to give you a sweet little bisou. This one knows how to rock a part-ay.
Cheers to Heather for some funbun times in NYC!
May 26, 2004Heather is the fastest pitcher, consumer of beverages and all-round learner in the west. The journey is long, the road ahead seems neverending but in good time, she will, I repeat WILL get to spank Jarvis Cocker's left buttock on a thursday and buy me a drink in some smoke-filled bar just outside of Brighton at some point in the future.
Now I'll see YOU in MY office for detention young lady.
*Slips on yellow rubber gloves, zips up cutt-off shorts*
What a gal!