How do you put into words, that truly describe, the amazingness that is Heather? Allow me to humbly, maybe stumbily, try. "Plumbing" aside, Heather is one of the best guy friends I've ever known (definitely the prettiest). She rocks. She can belch louder than ANY guy I've met, and she's willing say things that would make a longshoreman pause. She's also one of the funniest, kindest, most caring people I know. She is my sister in every way that matters. I love her to death and I miss her very much.

Well, I've known her slutiness, er I mean her bitchiness, er I mean Heather, (yeah, that's it!) Heather for a long time. Way back when we were young enough to consume overly salty french fries and strawberry cheescake without much care.

I never said it often enough but she is an awesome friend to have. I really did not realize I missed having her as my friend until we reconnected and suddenly it's so clear why we were best buds so long ago and why we are still friends today. She cracks me up and usually brings out the worst in me which is also the best in me.

She is cool as shit. In fact, she is cooler than shit. No, no she is the shit!

I love how honest and straight forward you are. I love your wit and sense of
humor. You are adventurous, yet, responsible. Heather, you are so super-
cool and I totally miss you!!

Heather Roni is amazing.
Such a beautiful Momma.
So missed in The Greater Bay Area of California.
I have some cake....come home!

Do not be deceived buy this one’s beautiful feminine form. She is actually “blue eyes” from the Clint Eastwood westerns. She is tough as rusty nails, strong as bath tub gin, and as mean as a ravenous junk yard dog with rabies and PMS. She can brake you in two with either her mind, her deadly mouth or, with her formidable right cross. Despite the fact that we have hated each other (or at lest pretended to) from time to time. I have to admit that as a performer, there are few that I feel more comfortable on stage with. I trust her completely. And as a friend she can be the sweetest kindest, and defiantly one of the most dynamic people you will ever meet.