June 1, 2006
PANTS PANTS PANTS!!!!!!
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about me
Social instigator & life enabler. Available for hire as a Spontaneity Consultant. Belief that a stagnant life is a dying soul. "Scandal" is my middle name. I want to see it all, be it all, touch it all, and taste it all. I believe in baptism by bong water, pork products, and that television is inherently evil [ironic considering I work in advertising]. Learning, growing, and creating is life's greatest purpose. I laugh at challenge while farting in the general direction of adversity. I'm motivated to achieve the "perfect moment" and will go to any end of the earth to find it -- anywhere from Burning Man to India. As a result, each and every day is a grand, new adventure filled with music, laughter, art, and love.
My site: www.heatherwhitephoto.com
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My Tribes
*Space Clowns*,
A Cavallo,
A Life On Fire,
Alex Grey,
ALL ABOUT TRAVEL,
Asylum of BRC,
asylum-happyhour-NYC,
B'KLYN,
Backpackers,
BACON,
Bear Posse,
Bitch and Animal,
Bridal Rampage,
Burnin'Bush,
Burning Man,
Burning Woman,
Chicks 'n Power Tools!,
Church of The Subgenius,
Cult of Sam antha,
Digital Photography,
...
My TestimonialsDecember 21, 2005
Shortcake and Tall order of choas! She puts the icing on any situation. Heather always manages to make me giggle and shit my pantaloons...sometimes simultaniously. She is witty, bright and full of life! And an amazing photographer to boot ya in the aurse! Love this girrrrl!
June 7, 2005
heather is such an infectious soul, i really wonder what/how/who i was before she randomly flew over to visit... still one of the most memorable visitors i've ever had and greatest thing to happen to me since... burning man?!
lookin' forward to seein' you & el gato soon! December 17, 2004
There is too much to say about this kick ass Lady.
I will tell you that her bathroom is where its at. And Green. September 23, 2004
What else can I say about my best friend and love of my life that most people don't already know?
Heather is one of those amazing people who brings out the best in others. She's inspired me in more ways I thought imaginable and never fails to surprise me with her intelligence, creativity, sense of humor and care free ways. Her smile makes me wanna fill her life with fun and happiness. I don't think there is a single person I enjoy making laugh and laughing with more than her. And don't even get me started on her eyes! Damn, are those not the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen? Mmmmm, what a sexy mama!!! I'm truly a lucky, lucky man! March 1, 2004
Have you seen ms Heather in her Swiss Miss Outfit...
Makes me want some chocolate. February 25, 2004
Heather is extraordinary.
November 11, 2003
Heather is a BAD INFLUENCE. She smoothes over the spider-sense that you've developed over the previous X years of your life and convinces you that despite the danger and the "I don't know about this..." feeling in your gut, that you just need to embark on the adventure ahead and hit life full-on once more. That, of course, is only one aspect of this woman who does everything from creating full-on costumes which I couldn't have even conceived of to geeking out building computers and munching on fried chicken in wierd places.
Really, all I can say is that I want Shortcake for breakfast, Shortcake for lunch, and Shortcake for dinner. Yum!
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