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You can't spell Heath without H-A-T-E, but you do have to do some rearranging. I'm funny, just smell me. It's comforting to know that if I have to define myself in a box, at least it has one of those scrolly thingies on it. I've been told my outlook on life is not so much pessimistic as dystopic. I like it when I'm described in five-dollar words like that. I'm a smart-ass, arrogant goofball who likes drink, drugs and sex, in no particular order but in particularly large quantities. You will like me. You cannot help but like me. Hell, even I like me.