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The Man Who Didn't Appreciate His Own Sense of Humor (blog entry) The Man who Didn't Appreciate his Own Sense of Humor

Charles Saunders Knickerson McGee was feeling particularly sad at that very moment. Surrounded by snickering faces, eyes all looking at him with approval or cast downwards in that look of hap... read more
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PARTY (blog entry) At my house. Will include much opportunity to buy art and eat yourself. + Raffle, cocktail bar with absinthe, and make your own mask session.
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BIG AL'S SELF-CONSUMPTION HUT (blog entry) Coming soon to a Seacompression near you.

Have you ever wanted to eat yourself? Now you have the chance! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!!! For one night only you get to consume your own image for FREE!!!

Big Al's Self-Consumption... read more
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Last Night I Smoked Light (blog entry) Last night I smoked light for the first time. It was compressed into a soft, thick, gleaming resin that, even before we touched the lighter to it, bathed the room in its dim glow. The light had a cheese-like consistency, soft, with a slightly thic... read more
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The Man who Didn't Appreciate his Own Sense of Humor

Charles Saunders Knickerson McGee was feeling particularly sad at that very moment. Surrounded by snickering faces, eyes all looking at him with approval or cast downwards in that look of happy introspection that a well-pointed joke creates. The world loved Charles.

He felt his throat tighten, his lips began to quiver, his eyes go damp. The soggy was upon him. Here. Now. Before this he had been doing so well.

But now he looked trem... read more
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At my house. Will include much opportunity to buy art and eat yourself. + Raffle, cocktail bar with absinthe, and make your own mask session.
Sun, January 27, 2008 - 2:09 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
Coming soon to a Seacompression near you.

Have you ever wanted to eat yourself? Now you have the chance! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!!! For one night only you get to consume your own image for FREE!!!

Big Al's Self-Consumption Hut is debuting at Seacompression on Nov. 10th 2007.

Put yourself inside yourself.

Big Al
Sat, November 3, 2007 - 10:33 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Last night I smoked light for the first time. It was compressed into a soft, thick, gleaming resin that, even before we touched the lighter to it, bathed the room in its dim glow. The light had a cheese-like consistency, soft, with a slightly thicker, firmer crust. Vito told me that the way to judge the light´s freshness is to compare the light that emanates from the crust with the light that emanates from a part of the ball from which the crust has been scratched off. The older the light bal... read more
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