this is mine.
she's wonderful and fragile and all gooey inside while being an in-control-of-herself wonderful woman making her own way in a few new worlds.
she lives in my heart. if you're fortunate, she'll live in yours too...

Bwuhaha!

I hate cats. On principle I try not to hate anything but I hate cats. Please prove me wrong, I've got a modeling gig coming up that has to do with clothespins and ropes, sort of an 'anti-dryer' protest thing.

You may not know, but most sock puppets hate dryers. I hate dryers, except when I'm on bounce -- whoo hoooooo! Then they're fun. It's a wicked buzz and a ride to die for, but many do.

Then there's the lint. Pretty stuff, but made up of ourselves. You lose a few braincells everytime. I don't know if you can relate to this kitty. You understand pain, and I think I do too. Nothing like looking at that ball of lint wondering if it was you. Kind of like a hairball.

So I hope to ask you a few questions about the clothesline thing. Where do they put the clips, where can you get colored ropes, because I'm punk and I hate white, blah blah blah.

Oh yeah, and yawkitty is a great person, blah blah blah, hangs with the captain and crew...blah blah blah insert adjective here, insert verb here - followed by juicy adjective/verb again, and blah.

slive.

Fearless among squirrels and beavers, and can tie a mean knot to boot. Transitioning toward the transcendental, all the while draping a victorian novel over the edge of the bathtub with a sigh.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
I must say that I don't believe that I have ever written a testimonial for a cat with an online personality before! Being a puppet who sometimes masquerades as a piratte and now a fairy, I hope to someday have some escapades with this frisky feline! Will you come & play, s'il vous plait?

Your testimonial fairy,

Captain Puppet