I almost wish they would bring back those stupid mortgage ads with the dancing computer generated characters. If you've been on the internet for any length of time, you know the ones I'm talking about. They popped up in banner ads across the top of the page, down the side of the page, and even in the middle of the page. They were almost as annoying as the ones with the videos of the girl dancing in her cubicle, who gets all embarrased when she realizes she's being filmed.

I can only hope these new "Obey one rule" diet ads go away just as quickly.

And I have talked to doctors (the MD kind) who say that you do NOT have old stuff lining the walls of your colon (let alone 25 lbs. of it. Your colon would not be able to function if the walls were coated with sludge). You do not need colon clense, just eat enough fiber and veggies to keep yourself regular, and how is cleaning this stuff out of your colon supposed to take 25 lbs off your tummy or waist anyway?