Holly has the biggest heart of anyone I've ever met. She's a fantastic and loyal friend who always has a shoulder to cry on, a ear to listen, and kind words to give. Basically, she's just all kinds of Awesome!

My Crush On the Callahan's... by me.
They are all things good and even when they are bad... oh yes, they're very good.
You meet them for the first time and they treat you like a dear old friend (particularly if you bring Scotch). You tell them about a project and they become your biggest cheerleaders. You get to know them and you find yourself in the middle of a community of startlingly wonderful people.
Also, they're both hotter than hell!

“Holly, oh Holly, you mystical child, what drives me to you is what drives me insane...” (slightly adapted & shortened version of a poem by Seth Carter) Thank you for being the better half of “harmony” for these many years! You are a true soul sister (I mean we are so connected that I even dream your reality!) Life would simply lose it’s sparkle without your presence – as that little postcard from so many moons ago puts it, “Isn’t it a nice coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?” I love you hollania bellania! You are an amazing and unique person and I am blessed to know you.

Sure Sure Sure...

We all know why Holly totally rocks. Everybody fucking loves her to no end. People think "Holly" and go, "awww," and say to each other..."Don't you just LOVE her?!"

We get that. And it's way harder to find flaws in Holly than love for Holly, so let's try, shall we?

1. You know how, sometimes, she'll go off on a topic and take you someplace that the conversation doesn't belong and totally derail everything? Oh yeah, well, I guess we all do that.

2. Sometimes her bulletproof optimistic attitude can become really annoying. Actually, no, it's still totally cute. Moving on...

3. Can anyone REALLY be that nice without an ulterior agenda? Think about it...

4. She's pretty in that Victorian way, which is soooooooooo three centuries ago.

5. She is afraid of hurting people's feelings. That fucking cunt.

Hmmm. Perhaps there is nothing wrong with Holly. Dammit.

Get a fucking flaw, would you, bitch?