does this mean i can say that Ann Coulter is a skanky nazi c**t who should get cancer

i've created (or more appropriately "resurrected") a monster.

My former business associate "Alex" (not his real name, but we've all got our secrets) has been a little too giddy over the untimely passing of our old pal "J."

I may no longer have any fondness for J either, but Jesus wept, man the visceral hatred between Alex and J was off the chart and between that and the other little bit of candy coated sprinkles of info i've passed along, my once endlessly melancholy little friend has been in an almost triumphant mania of late.

I can't say i blame him, but i do wish he'd tone it down a notch or two.

Maybe i'm turning into a cranky old queen, but it's been bothering me lately.

If anybody is reading this, you can send me all of the hatemail you want to, i'll understand.

It's one thing to want to go flat-out apeshit and throw a titanic debauched party, it's another thing to ask for social acceptance.

I understand the implications and ramifications of Pride Week and all of that, but seriously, with what it has become over the years can we just be honest and re-name the day of the big parade next year to "Dia De Los Flame-jobs"

Half of these fucking stereotypical queens that come prancing along to bad techno and low-grade Village People costumes haven't the first goddamn clue about Stonewall

And no, this isn't self loathing, i just think it's kind of ridiculous that some of the same people who will so stridenly call for social acceptance of the GLBT community by whatever the hell is supposed to be the mainstream in America are the same people who will willingly and publicly show off the cheesiest most off-putting stereotypes people have of us in front of millions of people.

Between the nonsense that goes on at the big parades every year and the small army of equally stereotypical and simpering little flamejobs that they stick on shows like MTV's "NEXT!" i think it's no wonder i've stayed in the closet this long

I brough up Paul Atreides "Litany against fear" because i saw a tribe here that uses it as their "catch" paragraph

You know, the usual bunch of "i'm not religious, but i'm spiritual" new-age, bay-area stereorypes.

I tried living in the bay area for a few months years ago, and though i quite enjoyed a lot of it, the faux-zen bullshit started rubbing me the wrong way. I swore before i left that if one more space-cadet suburbanite wanna-be fashion-Buddhist started lecturing me, i was gonna poke out their third eye and piss in the socket.