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My Testimonials

November 28, 2006
I've never known someone, without really knowing them, as well as Hoops... his character carries electronically like Lionel Ritchie prefers all-you-can-eat sushi...wait, huh?
July 29, 2005
and he's always good for some ass-slappin'! :)
June 17, 2005
Whenever I have the oppurtunity to say something good about Hoopinman, I like to do so. One of the first freaks I met when SCI & Keller Williams were introduced me back in '97-'98 and through the music - a whole group of people and friends all over the country - first through the Incidentalist and it was all over from there!!! Had communicated via email with Steve for some time and traded music before we finally met and I must say meeting Steve and the great memories I have of some great shows and travels around the country will stick with me forever. I don't get out at the level I used to and having so many great memories makes my more mellower life today much easier, because I never go a day feeling I missed out on ANYTHING. Wish I saw you more Steve, but ALWAYS look forward to the next encounter for sure. Love ya brother! You in your own hoopinman kind of way, have left a mark on me that will never fade. Thanks and if you do not know this guy, I suggest you take a moment and send him an email and get to know him!

Roots Run Deep,
Chris Pierce
San Antonio, TX
March 3, 2005
I really wanted to type something nice about Hoopinman but I couldn't think of much. He doesn't smell too bad usually... I guess. He usually keeps himself in Texas, which is nice. He calls you at 5 in the morning just to say he loves you, if thats not a sweetheart I don't know what is. He doesn't really hoop so it keeps you busy guessing what the nickname actually refers to, and that's kind of fun. He's really a lot cooler on the internet than he is in person, which is like a breath of fresh air since it's the opposite of most people I know. I can kick his ass, and I can't say that about a lot of people so it's nice having him around for that. Man, I guess I really did have a lot of nice things to say! Sweet!
February 21, 2005

this guy is one heck of a slice!

He's got great taste in music, good looks, and is just an all-around great person.

He represents the Texas Tribe with his mad hoopin' skills and crazy dance moves wherever he goes.

Look for this slice at the next New Monsoon, Railroad Earth, or String Cheese Incident show. Don't mind the group of sexy ladies around him, there's enough Hoopinman for all of you!
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This man is my hero (Mike Parsons)

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The Beastie Boys just KILL IT!

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All that you want to know

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Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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Party People know im that type of FREEK!

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Blah Blah Blah!!!!!!

Albert Hofmann, who died on Tuesday aged 102, synthesised lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD) in 1938 and became the first person in the world to experience a full-blown acid trip.

The day, April 19 1943, became known among aficionados as “Bicycle Day” as it was while cycling home from his laboratory that he experienced the most intense symptoms.

Hofmann was working as a research chemist in the ... read more
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 4:21 PM permalink - 3 comments
Best Buy picks Carolyn Wonderland

"Carolyn Wonderland is the real deal"
……………………………………~ Los Angeles Times

"A dollop of Janis Joplin, a slice of Stevie Ray Vaughan,
and a big load of soulful individuality… that's Wonderland,
a seething-hot Texas singer-guitarist. And she can write, too!
Produced by Asleep at the Wheel's Ray Benson, Miss Understood
focuses on tough yet vulnerable blues, but also captures the melodic
soul of classic American song… No wonder Dylan is a... read more
Sat, April 19, 2008 - 10:33 AM permalink - 7 comments

Reasons to date me:
- I am a man.

This means the following:
- I have a penis
- I have two testicles
- I complain
- I have a poor morning disposition (references upon request)
- I emit occasionally offensive odors
- I will embarrass you more than you embarrass me
- I eat meat (see note above re: offensive odors)
- I drink
- I drink more than you (assuming you weigh less than 175 pounds)
- I drink to get drunk (see note above re: poor morning disposition)
- I drink to make... read more
Mon, February 25, 2008 - 3:41 PM permalink - 10 comments

The rich hate the poor for being "low" and bothersome. The poor hate the rich for being stuck-up. Blue collar hates white collar for having to work for them. White collar hates blue collar for not kissing their ass.

Women hate men. Men hate women who hate men. Women hate men who hate women who hate men. Women hate men for wanting their bodies. Men hate women for wanting their wallets. Boyfriends and husbands hate their girlfriends and wives for taking their freedom. Girfriends and wives ... read more
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:59 AM permalink - 4 comments
To the morons I encounter everyday-

1. To the old lady in line in front of me at Target who smells like cat piss: Please don't pay for $25 worth of shit with a bag of change to only find out you're $2.55 short. Also, don't ask the cashier to re-count it. He already had more patience than I would have to count all those freaking pennies the first time around. How hard is it to go to the bank a block down the road to cash all of that in and pay with cash like normal people? I know they do it... read more
Fri, February 8, 2008 - 3:39 PM permalink - 12 comments
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