I had another spooky nightmare last night! I am so glad my momma is coming home to-day!

Madame's landbeast peeped me yesterday so the Madame's Lady and I are trying to stay on the down-low today. I think that is why I had the nightmare, that landbeast was overly curious about my status in the building! What a rude gentleman. Hmpppht.

I suppose the babushka did not fool him. He kept saying I looked nothing like a Romanian grandmother. Madame's Lady told him I was just old and had a skin condition, but he still kept giving me the stink-eye.

Well. I have visited the House of Madame many times and I will continue to do so as I enjoy the treats and the company. But it is probably best that I take a powder for awhile. It will be nice to be home with my own true lady and the catties.

I shall now begin to miss the Lady and her Royal Consort, though. They were pleasurable companions and liberal with the treats. Is life nothing more than a constant missing?

Why can't human packs all live together with their canine companions in a nice big den?

By the way, my etiquette tribe seems to be coming along quite nicely, and I am hoping to parlay it into a book deal sometime in the future. There has been interest in it via an investor's tribe. I am confident that my own true lady will be most proud of how I used my time in her absence. If anyone reading this has not already done so, please join me as I provide etiquette tips and tricks for humans in my new tribe, "The Watering Hole."
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