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joined on 10/08/03
last updated 09/05/07
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The Usual Suspects

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Lies, all lies!

December 2, 2006
The Great and Powerful Hypno Toad (don't look behind the curtain) is My Most Favorite Triber in a category all his own. He is inimitable. Hilarious, in that dry way that someone like me finds a rare beauty in. He may not post a lot. But he posts the "thing" that nails the subject right on the head. I would be devasted if he left tribe. So don't, okay?

All Hail ....
March 6, 2006
Hypno Toad is the funniest Red dry sense of humor Toad I've ever met and I've met a lot of Toads. Mostly green ones though.
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Everybody Loves Hypno-Toad

Gender
Male
Age
54
Location
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Super Powers:
I CAN believe it's not butter.
Putting the "W"s in your M&Ms.
Superheating the Hot Pockets in your microwave because it makes me laugh.
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I said what?

Re: Iron Man (in * *Movie Reviewers* *) I was very aware throughout the movie how they were handling this. He's an arms dealer. Had his arms ended up in say, Mexico everyone would have screamed and how they dodged the issue. So, I payed attention at whether they would play his enemie... read more
discussion post on Mon, May 12, 2008 - 10:42 PM
Re: Not really a " stupid ( but fun ) question " but... (in "Stupid" (but Fun) Questions) Ditto on the DNA test. Not because she might be lying but because it would totally suck to develop a relationship only to find out later that his search isn't over.

Take it slow. Wait for the introductions. Start with emails and get some ide... read more
discussion post on Mon, May 12, 2008 - 10:32 PM
Re: Litter training kittens? (in Free Advice On Any Subject) Cats are not like dogs and won't overeat normally. There's always a feeder full of dry food for mine. If you want an overweight cat put them on a schedule and then be late a few times.
discussion post on Mon, May 12, 2008 - 3:33 PM
Re: Sex in Afterlife (in Free Advice On Any Subject) It should be "fuck off and die" or in this case "die and fuck off."
discussion post on Mon, May 12, 2008 - 3:29 PM
Re: Hello (in Merry & Evil Pranksters) Your in luck or out of luck depending on your point of view. Your initiation is to buy new batteries for the "initiator".
discussion post on Fri, May 9, 2008 - 6:40 PM
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Rants and Rambles

Fruity Oaty Bars
Make a man out of a mouse
Fruity Oaty Bars
Make you bust out of your blouse
Eat 'em all the time
Let 'em blow your mind!

www.youtube.com/watch

Puts a smile on my face.
Psychic assassins love them. You will too!
Fri, April 4, 2008 - 10:19 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
Yeah, you've seen the drill. 10 random facts about me.

1. I cannot sing worth a damn.
2. I've programmed video games for the past 27 years.
3. Used to be religious, now an atheist but respect for those that live by what they preach. The rest can go to hell.
4. I don't have a favorite movie or a favorite song.
5. I lost 90% of my sense of humor during my marriage. I've recovered about 1/3.
6. There is no number 6.
7. I took up skydiving because I had a fear of heights. Chute malfuncti... read more
Thu, October 25, 2007 - 1:32 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content

Something like this really gets my goat. It's not the first time it's happened and it won't be the last. A woman, fired for blogging anonymously about her job at Nintendo, without naming any names. Apparently, Nintendo and state labor laws, like Halliburton are above the Constitution. It's pretty fucking wiitarded.

I've been in the game industry for 27 years now. Oh, the stories I could tell you about this industry and some of ... read more
Tue, October 9, 2007 - 11:54 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
So 6/6/6 like the millennium has come and gone and nothing happened. But maybe there really is a God, and He's not dead, She's just having her nails done? How else do you explain the difference between vengeful smite them all God and loving Care Bear God? PMS? "It was a crazy day and those Philistines were on my last nerve." Maybe She just found out Her Son is married to all those women in all those convents and isn't even speaking to Him? Of course I could be wrong and everything is all ... read more
Wed, June 7, 2006 - 9:28 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed. Same with some weeks. This has been one of those weeks. And silly you, you came here at a time I need to vent.

Crime fighting super-hero by night, mild-mannered game programmer by day (doing this for over 25 years, which is longer than most who do this have been alive.) This week, crime got a free ride because of my day job. I work on games, primarily game consoles including handhelds and the occasional PC version (and no, I can't get you in... read more
Sat, March 11, 2006 - 3:36 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
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What's Wrong With My PC?

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1. Checking for Basic Hardware Problems

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2. Hard Drive Problems

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3. Viruses, Trojans, Malware and Spyware

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4. General Precautions

 
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