(Ebay) DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER

   Tue, February 14, 2006 - 3:22 PM
DELUXE FUR 100% MINK PENIS MUFFLER W/STAND RARE ANTIQUE
One of a Kind Family Heirloom handmade, must sell NR**


THE JETSTREAM DELUXE FUR PENISMUFFLER 100% REAL MINK, HANDMADE BY PROMINENT NYC FURRIER IN THE 1960'S, NEW & NEVER USED. SELECTED BY THE US SKIING OLYMPIC COMMITTEE (SEE PICS).

ONE OF A KIND ITEM. FOR THE MAN WHO THOUGHT HE HAD ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. GUARANTEED TO BE THE ONLY ONE IN EXISTENCE. WILL KEEP YOU WARM & TOASTY. WITH 1 DAY TILL THE OLYMPICS OPENING CEREMONY I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SO MANY OF YOU CAN LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF CRAFTSMANSHIP & INGENUITY TO PROTECT SOMETHING SO VITAL...BUT YOU DON'T BID...YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT FOR A MUFFLER...CONVERSATION PIECE...TOY...WHATEVER...SO GO FOR IT. IN AN AGE OF PEOPLE BUYING PETRIFIED FRAMED BANANAS & 10 YEAR OLD CHEESE SANDWICHES THAT HAVE ASTHETIC BUT NO PRACTICAL VALUE AN ITEM AS VERSATILE AS THIS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED CHEAP UNDER $10,000.00...MY POINT-DONT MISS OUT.

FAMILY HEIRLOOM (SEE BELOW), MUST SELL.

THIS ONE IS PURE AUCTION WITH NO RESERVE, OR...IF YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT, BUY IT NOW AT A ONE TIME LOW REASONABLE PRICE. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS YOU WANT.

THIS ITEM WAS MADE BY MY UNCLE, A NYC FURRIER, OVER 40 YEARS AGO AS A PRESENT FOR MY FATHER. IT WAS STORED AWAY & WAS NEVER USED. I AM FORCED TO PART WITH THIS PRICELESS FAMILY HEIRLOOM AS I MUST RAISE CASH FOR MEDICINE & SUCH CAUSE DISABLED (A BIT EMBARRASSING TO ADMIT). THERE CAN BE NO PRICE PUT ON THE WARMTH & COMFORT YOU WILL FEEL WHEN WEARING THIS MUFFLER, OR DISPLAY IT ON IT'S DELUXE STAND FOR ALL TO SEE & ENJOY.

DESCRIPTION:

1- JETSTREAM DELUXE PENISMUFFLER W/STAND & CARE INSTRUCTIONS.

A ROOMY 7" LONG, 1 5/8" DIAMETER W/THICKER FUR @ BASE TO ENSURE SECURE FIT.

HANDMADE 100% MINK FUR. NO ADDITIVES.

SOFT & WARM INSIDE & OUT, GUARANTEED

SHIPPED IN DELUXE GIFT BOX.

(REVISED)...WHAT WAS I THINKING...SHIPPING & HANDLING IS F~R~E~E~

(THESE ARE THE CARE INSTRUCTIONS)

THE JETSTREAM DELUXE PENIS MUFFLER

"YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PRESENTED WITH THE WORLDS ONLY MOST LUXURIOUS MUFFLER. GUARANTEED TO KEEP YOUR MOST VITAL ORGAN WARM AT ALL TIMES; EVEN IN THE COLDEST SUB ZERO WEATHER. THE JET STREAM DELUXE IS CUT IN A LIBERAL SIZE & AN EXPERIENCED FITTER CAN ADJUST GARMENT TO YOUR INDIVIDUAL NEEDS. THERE IS USUALLY NO CHARGE FOR ALTERATIONS. CAUTION DO NOT USE FOR INTER COURSE. DO NOT WASH, DRY CLEAN ONLY. THIS IS A SANITARY PRODUCT AND CANNOT BE EXCHANGED. YOUR SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED BY THE JETSTREAM MUFFLER COMPANY, TICKLEBALLS, VIRGINIA."

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Tue, February 14, 2006 - 3:24 PM
$4,200.00
Unsu...
 
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 3:25 PM
sniff sniff
needs a cleaning
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 3:27 PM
Sorry, I am not buying unless I can get a matching pair.
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 3:27 PM
sorry
not big enough
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 3:44 PM
Muffler? Dude, if your penis is too noisy, I don't think a piece of fuzz is gonna help...
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 4:04 PM
That's one tiny penis. I think the $4,200 would be better spent on a cock transplant.
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 4:20 PM
It must pain you to get rid of that family heirloom, Icky. I am sorry for your loss.
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 4:22 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Look at the ads on the side of this blog!
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 4:23 PM
Mmm, sheared beaver!
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 4:37 PM
I wonder if they sell that at Midas. I've been noticing some noise with mine later.
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 4:40 PM
hehehe.

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Tue, February 14, 2006 - 5:23 PM
you have a little lint... right .... there.

cough cough ptooey!
Unsu...
 
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 6:25 PM
ebay is the greatest
Tue, February 14, 2006 - 8:31 PM
If only it came with a matching merkin. Oh well.
Unsu...
 
Wed, February 15, 2006 - 8:50 AM
OMG, its been relisted!
Wed, February 15, 2006 - 9:14 AM
I jest drop a liv ferret in ma pants fer warm.

these guys do it fer comptishen, but i do it stricly recration'l.

www.wesjones.com/ferret.htm
Wed, February 15, 2006 - 1:51 PM
warmth and comfort for my penis? Priceless!
it looks like a mink condom - it's even got a little reservoir tip.

It says it's a sanitry object -- how do we know somebody else didn't try it on first?