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Tue, March 4, 2008 - 1:27 PM
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Thanks Gray for helping me cope with my sexless teen years. Here is hoping that that in heaven all attributes are 18, all weapons are enchanted, and lead all your figures are painted. Sincerely, Kilmar Gilgalad, 12th Level Elven Warrior/Mage 
My promo company NEEDS a person to give away pizzas at whole foods in Petaluma, Santa Rosa and Palo Alto on Saturday from 11:30am - 4pm It pays $22.50 and hour & and you get a free toaster oven (don't ask)
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:07 PM
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You will be saving my butt as well. 
Some lame ones, but a few good ones near the end.
Thu, January 17, 2008 - 11:29 AM
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1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question. What does next year have in store for me? Save me – Aimee Mann What’s my love life like? Broke in America -Spearhead What do I say when life gets hard? Take it Back –Pink Floyd What do I think when I get up in the morning? California Love - Tupac What song will I dance to at my "I got p... read more 
1.Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 3:35 PM
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There are a couple I would consider 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? I used to never be a morning sex guy. Now I officially bi-sexual 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? what ever is the out side side, don't like sleeping next to the wall...Wow that is the most interesting question I have ever heard! 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? What no fish or lamb? 5. Have you ever had to pull o... read more 
Hey gang, preserving my habit of announcing shows at the last min...
Tue, October 23, 2007 - 4:16 PM
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Come see Creepshow at the Darkroom this Thursday, Friday or Saturday. Featuring 3 awesome acts. Not the least of which will be Questmaster! A 100% original mni-play Written by Chad McComber & Ray Zegri, Directed by Chad McComber Staring: Ray Zegri, Chad McComber, Rose Carlyle, Christopher Callahan. With music by Benjamin Seemen Chad and I were talking about the show last night, and we both think it m... read more 
So take a break from Britney and OJ news, and have a look at what our crazy revolutionary fore bearers had to say back in 1776!
Thu, September 20, 2007 - 10:00 AM
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In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776. The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature'... read more 
You're a Gila Monster!
Wed, September 12, 2007 - 3:15 PM
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While you like to wear bright and discordant clothing to warn people that you can be dangerous when provoked, most people merely take it to mean you have terrible fashion sense. You try not to care what they think, as you'd rather be on your own, looking around at bugs and rodents. Yes, you're a bit eccentric, though you really resent some of the names you've come to be known by. While many folks don't look for you at all, kids expect to see you at the airport. http... read more 
You're A Prayer for Owen Meany!
Wed, August 15, 2007 - 3:15 PM
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by John Irving Despite humble and perhaps literally small beginnings, you inspire faith in almost everyone you know. You are an agent of higher powers, and you manifest this fact in mysterious and loud ways. A sense of destiny pervades your every waking moment, and you prepare with great detail for destiny fulfilled. When you speak, IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS! Maybe I should check this book out 
But according to Tribe I don't have any friends. Wow I see a few more friendless people out there. You guys want to start a suicide cult or something?
Thu, July 5, 2007 - 9:58 AM
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Last week's show ROCKED! But it will pale in comparison to the line up we have coming up this weekend. So if you missed it last weekend make sure you make it this time.
Tue, June 26, 2007 - 3:09 PM
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We Have... Boomtime (featuring Brent Weinbach) Tossing Alice Richter Scale The Primitive Screwheads (featuring Julie Anti) Music by Russell Creekriver & Jeremiah Deerhoof (Featuring Hoss & Little Benji) & Single Entendre (Featuring Rey Zegri) 2 unique nights of entertainment. Look forward to seeing you there... read more 
STARTING THIS WEEKEND!
Thu, June 21, 2007 - 3:07 PM
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We are preforming with some awesome acts, and we are doing some new stuff. Come on out and have a laugh at our expense. Rey Info @ www.singleentendre.org 
What are you doing this Friday? Nothing? Well come see an awesome show, and help save a little dog. After party will be in full effect, so it is worth the trip. Be there!!!!!!
Thu, June 14, 2007 - 4:36 PM
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Please come to this show. The sweet dog, Maggie, who lives at the Dark Room needs a very expensive eye surgery. Single Entendre will be performing along with a few other groups to raise funds for the procedure. If you can't make it, but want to donate, you can by clicking on the link below. Info on benefit: ... read more 
www.mindmedia.com/brainworks/profiler
Wed, May 9, 2007 - 10:36 AM
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Your Brain Usage Profile: Auditory : 68% Visual : 31% Left : 57% Right : 42% Ray, you are mildly left-hemisphere dominant while showing a slight preference for auditory processing. This overall combination seems to indicate a well-working blend of logic and judgment and organization, with sufficient intuition, perception and creativity to balance that dominance. You will at times experience conflict between how you feel and what you th... read more 
As Misha said in his blog...
Fri, March 9, 2007 - 2:52 PM
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We are doing live renditions of two classic Twilight Zone episodes. At the Darkroom theater. www.darkroomsf.com This weekend! (like as in 8pm tonight this weekend) Button Button - Directed by Misha & 5 Characters in Search of an Exit - Directed by yours truly Saw them both last night, and they look GREAT! We have three shows. Tonight & Saturday at 8pm and a very special Sunday matinee at 3pm. Come on out and see us being creepy and mysterious. Sou... read more 
Cause it is gonna rock! We are performing with two great groups, doing some awesome new material, and the musical segment we have added is unbelievably funny.
Fri, February 23, 2007 - 10:50 AM
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Seriously we have some wild surprises in store that you are not going to want to miss. So sound off ya’ll! What night are you coming? 
Damit! Misha beat me to it! No worries though, because it is on the same night, and I am open to double casting
Wed, January 31, 2007 - 4:37 PM
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Yes I am also looking for a few good actors to play a part in my upcoming staged rendition of the Twilight Zone classic Five Characters in search of an exit. The script calls for: A Major A Dancer A Hobo A Clown And a Bagpiper More info? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five...of_an_Exit I think I am going to tweak these parts a bit (First off no fucki... read more 
Philly over Saints
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 1:49 PM
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Bears over Seattle Chargers over the Pats The Ravens over the Colts I was 4 and 0 lats week BTW have a great weekend all!
want to pick against me? I'm looking at you Kevin...
Sat, January 6, 2007 - 4:39 PM
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wild Card
Sat, January 6, 2007 - 4:37 PM
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KC @ Colts ~ winner Colts Dallas @ Seattle~ winner Seahawks NYC @ Philly ~ winner Phily Jets @ Pats ~ winner Pats Round II Divisional See you next week 
oh yeah baby!
Tue, November 28, 2006 - 12:09 PM
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then come on out and see Rough Sketch at the Dark Room THIS SATURDAY! ONLY!!! It's a "one night only" sketch comedy event featuring: Single Entendre, Tossing Alice, and Sunshine Fortress!! You'll need to give someone at the FRONT door $10 when you arrive. Whatever you do at the back door is your thang, k? How many days until it's happening? Depends on when you read this so I'll just say it's ON Saturday, December 2nd AT 8:00pm. I'll bet you're wondering her... read more
in downtown today? I will also settle for a coffee. need to get out of the office and see some friends.
Thu, November 2, 2006 - 12:03 PM
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That's right folks. The end of a run, and the end of an era. Saturday night will mark the final appearance of Dan Morgan as a member of Single Entendre, as well as the the end of a FANTASTIC new show. We have been getting rave reviews for this our latest decent in to the murky bowels of sketch comedy. Tickets will be at a premium, and after show parties will be at a epic crescendo for this our closing weekend. Faire folk, look forward to seeing you on Friday night. Just think of all the...
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Tue, September 26, 2006 - 5:59 PM
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This is from my man Poop Deck. Great speech, and great editing to underscore the point. Worth a listen.
Wed, June 28, 2006 - 9:51 AM
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www.youtube.com/watch  A few years ago, executives at a major record company signed my band to their label. They loved us. We were the next big thing. Or at least that's what they told us up until the moment when they demanded that we change the titles and lyrics to some of our songs. They were afraid that the cigarette company Philip Morris would sue us for our song "Marlboro Man Jr." and that Kmart would sue us for our song "Kmart Tribal Ballet." We agreed to make the changes only because we had no choice: If w... read more 
"Don't, don't, don't, don't believe the Hype"
Fri, March 17, 2006 - 9:36 AM
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Flava Flav Good advice people.
Hey gang sorry about the short notice but I am putting together a Hold em tournament on Saturday. I am thinking a 5 dollar buy in. If you have never played, don't worry it is real easy, and none of us are very good anyway. I will also put together some cheat sheets, so you know what beats what.
Fri, November 4, 2005 - 1:19 PM
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So come on by bring some booze 10 bucks (to be safe) that you don't mind losing and another 5 or 10 to throw in for pizza. For a full night of entertainment it is not a bad deal. Besides its my birt... read more
And buy me Birthday drinks!!!!
Wed, November 2, 2005 - 12:02 PM
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It will be some time after 5. Call me to find out where we will be. 415 261 2212 
WTF...is up with this Blogging crap? What cause you have an internet connection and no fucking life I somehow need to know what you think!?!?! This is yet another self involved plague of the modern world. Have you ever noticed the LEAST interesting people are the ones that Blog the most? You know what...I hate the damn word...wait it isn't even a WORD! It is some made up cutesy acronym piece of shit! No doubt made up by a zit faced 30 year old virgin living is his mom's basement while m...
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Thu, June 16, 2005 - 3:43 PM
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