i had to put this one up again

error messages

Here are 16...uhhh 13 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan,
> where they are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than, "your computer
> has performed an illegal operation"?
>
> The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
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> Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
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> Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
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> Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your
screams.
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> Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
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> Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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> Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
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> A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
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> Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has
> occurred.
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> You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
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> Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
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> Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.
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> Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are
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