Jess rocks. She's sharp, intelligent, sarcastic, helpful, sweet and hilarious. I know that sucks as a review but it's the best I can do right now. Laters.

jesssssssssssssssssssss....

smarter than me, but nervous enough not to realise it(or perhaps too polite to let it show too often), jessmakes for interesting and stimulating conversation.

a good upbringing is in evidence too, what with her tidy appearance and working knowledge of most semi and fully automatic weapons. however, preffering a cutlass to an MP5, she eschews common sense for an altogether more stylish and bloody motif.

her's was the ship with the sails stained by blood that was gone by the time you brought the harbour master. not from cowardice, you understand, but to spare your life, and the lives of all who would fight alongside you.

Jess is one of the most awesomest girls in the entire world. She actually finds all of the male traits that most women can't stand endearing. Even in their most extreme form. But at least she doesn't have to tolerate the sports watching.

But yeah. She's adorable, sexy, smart as a whip (which makes her even more sexy), and just the sweetest thing in the world.

One of my favorite people EVER.

Do not be fooled by her comedy appearance. Jess is at the vanguard of revolutionary socialism and I look forward to coopting her to my elite domination project

She's Jess, innit?

Wot.

You wanna fuckin chinnin', is that it?