I've got about 4 blogs cooking in the gelatinous mass of what's left of my brain, but this one just jumped to the top.

American Dream? I've gotta admit I like the write up, but this is the Worst Theme Ever, if only because it's going to give the Piss Clear SO MUCH to bitch about. I mean, it's almost as if John Law and his pundit Paul Addis are right. Maybe Burning Man is selling out. Or at least playing to the Man. As if that was anything new. It's an ambitious idea, and a high ranking Borg official told me they plan these themes out years in advance. SO is this the slow inevitable march toward the corporatization of Burning Man? Or is this an Official FUCK YOU to Law and his cronies? And what the hell is the federal government going to think? Ha Ha silly hippies, hide behind the flag? That shit only works for us. At least it's a legitimate excuse to top the gratuitous pyrotechnic overload of this year's event.

I hope Camp Monticello goes to town with this one. I may camp with those guys. It will make my Pirate Outfit EVEN COOLER (if that were possible) because now it's "Period." And perhaps it will be empowering to call America out right in the heart of the subculture. Let's see what these weird twisted freaks do with this one. But if the frat boys start showing up in a caravan of suburbans waving the stars and stripes I'm gonna start slashing tires.

I can't decide between Camp Ecotopia (California as a Seccesionist Mecca) or Anarchy Camp (sure to be done, re-done, and horribly botched). Or how about just Camp Fuck Burning Man? lol Obviously I can't decide whether to be mad or elated. But I have a whole year to warm up to the idea.

Resistance is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.