joined on 03/29/04
last updated 05/27/08
I really need to get me a monkey. I want to call him Poop and make him wear a diaper and train him to throw his poop at people on command. I will buy him a pretty little hat and some sun glasses and get him some bling so he can be Poop Masta Pimp Monkey. Yea, and when Poop and I strut down the street everyone will love us and we will be cool and stuff. Oh how I love Mr. Poop already. We will go to the Jolly Roger and I will drink mass amounts of alcoholic beverages and he will eat icecream an...
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Wed, July 6, 2005 - 9:50 AM
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people keep looking at me funny and it's making me laugh!
work is SOOOO boring sometimes and i have to find ways to entertain myself. with EVERYONE that sits around me now gone (not my fault, i SWEAR) i'm not left with only the customer to talk to...BLEH!
so i'm sitting here bored out of my mind thinking of non destructive ways to keep myself out of trouble... I KNOW!! i'll blow some bubbles with the little wedding bubble thingy sitting on my desk (i dunno, so don't ask.) yes, it may seem s...
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Fri, June 10, 2005 - 9:42 AM
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i've got TWO favorite things in life, and i saw both at once today and it ROCKED... so i'm sitting there.. it's lunch... i'm relaxing wishing i wasn't at work. i decide to go outside to enjoy the sun and i hear something by the duck pond... i should investigate.
and what do i see? a puppy, sitting there eating icecream! DFLhdfghfg OMG... there was the cuttest little mini baby puppy eating some of the bestest food EVER right there right by me right then. oh JOY! coming back to work was oh so ...
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Thu, June 9, 2005 - 4:17 PM
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about me
i like icecream and monkeys and stuff and stuuufff. i talk to much sometimes and not enough other times. i'm messy and forgetful and too focused on 4 things at one time. i'm always distracted and amuzed by the world around me. people watching is my favorite past time. i'm VERY bad with names but good with faces... usually. did i mention i like monkeys... a lot?
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