First, let me begin by clearing away the rumors. A britty is not a specific person, nor does it refer to any individual being at all. It is actually the name of a species of rare and magnificent animals. Their rarity is comparable to, let’s say, a unicorn or Leprechaun, Santa or Smurfs… You get the picture… A britty sighting has not been documented for many years, which is why it was so difficult to research the genealogy of the britty. Recently I stumbled upon an old forgotten family heirloom of mine that had some fascinating information about britties. Tragically the treasure of documents was destroyed in the fire of ’99. I was able to finish much of my research before then and now I bring this information to you. Some may say this is all a bunch of madness, while others will claim that britties are only myths. Small remnants of ashes lie where once the proof rested, so now it is up to you. The decision ultimately rests upon your shoulders to decipher what is fact and what is fiction. Ask yourself, are britties real?

At first a britty may appear to be sexually aggressive & will often approach those that catch their eye. Many are drawn to the darker side of play… A rough touch can quickly bring a hint of blush to the skin. A small tap on the rear has been known to cause an explosion of desire and if pushed far enough, britties may take things into their own hands… But britties are not rough and tumbley all of the time. Once you get past the rough exterior you will find the soft spot within. Cuddles and kisses are welcomed within their world and if you manage to get a hold of a britty, I suggest you do not let go…. Known for their passion and sensuality, britties make great cuddle buddies, playmates, and lovers. Their movements and decisions are completely unpredictable, but many theories float about as to what traits REALLY draw in a britty. The most common include: playfulness, intelligence, compassion, respect, and honesty.
Numerous tries have been made to try to breed britties in captivity, but all efforts have failed. This is due to the extremely unique genetic make-up of the britty. Whether male or female, all share the same mutation within their genes. This mutation causes high bursts of energy and can enable them to have energy long after any normal person would tire.
There was a time when it was possible to catch a glimpse of a britty within your lifetime. Then the sightings began to dwindle slowly away from the public eye. After many years of no britty reports it was decided that they were extinct. Not until recently was this misconception challenged and a hint of hope emerged for those that still believed in the britty’s existence.

It was once believed that britties were only found in urban areas with amoderate climate. This hypothesis has since been retired and none has come to replace it. Not much is known about the britties habitat due to their “flitting off” abilities. (Flitting off: the act of taking random and seemingly impulsive trips to far off places.) When sightings occur you can never be sure if you are viewing this creature in their natural setting or within a section of a newly found adventure.

Deeply seated within these creatures is the immense desire to please those that nourish the mind with juicy morsels of knowledge. These quick learners are equipped with sharp minds and a honed sense of intuition. Deep conversations can make way for playful banter, as well as quiet listening. Do not let this brief description of intellect blind you, though, for if their minds are not fully engaged britties tend to occupy their time by creating mischief and mayhem.
Some of the more notable personality traits demonstrated by these beings involve an unnaturally high amount of energy, normally felt at all times. Whether they are happy, sad, or angry, you can rest assured that you will know it.

When happy or excited britties will dawn infectious smiles and pass out espresso hugs. These can only be described as hugs that deliver the same amount of energy you would expect from drinking espressos.
An angry britty can quickly take on the form of a formidable adversary. It is important that they learn to control this emotion from a very early age. With training the anger can be expressed in a way that conveys how they feel, without harming those around them. When let out of control the results are often disastrous.

Sad britties; do they exist? Yes they do, but due to their happy-go-lucky nature it is rare that anyone catches a glimpse of this display. Most are not comfortable showing this emotion. Many believe that britties feel sadness with the same intensity as every other feeling. This is probably the reason why many work hard to bury this emotion deep inside their core.

The britty has been documented in many parts of the globe. There have been rumors that she has been in Europe, and much of the US. She has even been seen by many in the harsh conditions of Black Rock City, NV.