joined on 01/07/05
last updated 05/17/08
January 6, 2007
Jahshwa Laytart is an ECO GOD! (And he has the business cards to prove it.)
More than that, though, he is my trusted doctor, the most supportive and loving friend, sex on skates, and more fun than is usually legal.
When I'm sad, Jahshwa holds me tenderly. When I'm happy, he ramps it up 89 times over. When I'm bored, I think of Jahshwa and my mind races with possibility. When I'm rhyming, he inspires me to fuck shit up! When I'm lonely, I think of him and my heart swells with love. When I'm hung over, it's usually him to blame.
Oh Eco God, Oh Doctor F*cko, I love you so incestuously,
'Cause that's the kind of family we F*uckos be.
November 15, 2006
i first met jahshwa when he tried to climb in bed with me and my bed-partner. in those early days, i was fooled into thinking he was just about partying and drinking and fucking. then i got to see him outside of that fun, frolicking, surface world, and witnessed his other side. the supportive, sweet, deep side. y'all know what i'm talking about. just wanted to thank you for you, jahshwa.
October 28, 2006
PILL POPPIN MOTHERFUCKER FROM HELL...
SEXY BITCH FROM HEAVEN....
DO I WANNA FUCK HIM?
HELL....I ALREADY DID.
IN MY DREAMS.
MMMMMMMM
IT WAS
FANTABULOUSTICALLYOUTRAGEOUSLY
loud.
he's a noisy fuck....beware.
he makes noise.
mmmm
nice noise.
it sounds
like
this
August 4, 2006
Satan's innocent looking nephew from country who secretly covets ladies panties and a lust for naughtiness.
August 3, 2005
I've been crisscrossing this one on the trail for more years than I care to recall. Trying to figure out who's following who is like trying to figure out what's north of the north pole. It only makes sense within a smaller context. But above and beyond that there's always been timeless laughter.
July 12, 2005
Jahshwa has this way about him that can make people feel like they are the most important person on the planet. He's got this incredible amount of love and wants everyone to feel good and alive and happy. I love this about him. Plus, he's a talented writer, thinker, and he's funny as hell. Getting to know him on an indepth level was a gift.
June 27, 2005
Jashwa is the only man I know who could confess his aspirations to be a gigolo and not make me laugh out loud.
(That's right folks - he's that good.)
June 23, 2005
Just looking into this boy's gorgeous, smiling eyes will heal your soul. I'm serious, you should try it some time.
April 14, 2005
Yes, Sir Jahshwa knows how to have a good time. And he's great at making sure everyone else is, too.
But more importantly, this is a man who fully embraces the multi-dimensions of The Goddess and joyfully worships every Divine layer. Now, THAT's a party!
One would be so lucky to celebrate with him.
Now pop the organic champagne already!
March 8, 2005
He puts the AHHHHHHH
in JAH-SHWA
February 17, 2005
Naturally delicious
Magnet for the hotties
living a life for the love of a hot day and the sweet smell of the earth
gold star daddy
makes you feel alive
reminds you that ice cream is a meal
and the stars shine even when the sky is dark
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Natural products mind frame, alternitive, punk rock, hippie, hip hop, left-left wing activist soul. With a big mouth and a bigger heart. From the acult to the corporately hip to the underground. I serve your momma wheat-grass and ecstasy.
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and...
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If only the wind blew a certain way
If only the song played that perfect tune
If only the light hit all the right spots
If only the world spun at just the right speed
If only it could be caught and kept in a jar
If only it lasted a little bit longer
If only we could see what we look through
If only I could reach out and feel you right now
If only
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1. Aside from common law rules, I find most rules stupid, or rather- they don’t apply to me.
2. Those who can’t laugh at themselves, seldom understand my sarcasm.
3. Being a parent is easier than being in a relatio...
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Washing off the layers of thoughts
which have stained
Shaking off the memories in the muscles
that maintain the pain
Tossing and turning the invisible yearning
Feeding it fuel and watching it burning
Sweating through
The desire
The cravings
The need
Replacing one vice with another
Without shame
Demanding the dealer of joyful complaints
Stumbling the edge of slippery restraint
The smell and the taste
of what is not there
The depth of that feeling
in a long hard st...
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We could drink every night
Slow, cold forgiveness humbles long day fright
Drunkin’ nights are doors, into my day dreams
The only time I don’t cry is in my sleep
Reality, just ain’t what it seems
My father was Jim Morrison and psilocybin
My mother was a Native American slave
In my past life I was a pirate who went down with an ancient island
In this life I’m a pilot who only comes down every other day
Jesus was an alien placed into a virgin in a time of need
So where is the beginning...
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