Permit me to extoll the virtues of this marvellous woman...

Gentlemen — Having waited several weeks after the last communication with her, I find myself angry at not having made a better attempt to find myself in her company. I believe I am thoroughly gobsmacked at this fact. Truely, how often does one find himself making such a realization? With a moment of her attention I believe I am thoroughly cured, not only of poor spirit, mind, humour and health, but of all desire to abuse myself.

Ladies — It's not what she does, but the way she does it. It's not what she says, but the way she says it. She will teach you that one and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

While my testimony can be regarded as a form of confirmatory evidence of her yumminess, it still remains that you only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Miss you sweets!

jaina is a sweetheart. jaina has marvelous style and a personality to match!

I've had a crush on Jaina since my formative years. She's good people!

It's nice to know she's just a neighborhood away. *waving hello from the Mission*

Princess Fancypants spanks my keister the BESTEST!
xxxxxoooooo
Kitten >^..^<

MMM MMMM Good!

jaina jaina jaine, queen of bees. her hive secretes the sweetest nectars known to transhumanity. her haunted house is host to more thriving memetic ecologies than you can shake a caduceus at. her presence is electric, avatars flying aprt and coalescing at the drop of a stuffed bunny. warbling victolas. dna diagram spiral staircases made of colored pencils. elegant thrift shop goddess gowns. a nimbus of fireflies. an encyclopedic knowledge of heretical campfire hymns and murder ballads. kisses like molten candy. queen mother to various ragtag leagues of rootless bohemians. the only girl to camp with. pure performance, effortless improvisations, spastic spells of impromptu AVI. i could go on and will. for the nonce, i insist that all who read this pay her tribute. sacrifices of slivered infants and severed gonads should be mailed directly to her garden of glamorous ghouls. love her. kiss her. know her. amen.