Hottest punk rock guy that I know!

Why does Steve have to be so damn flippin cute and live in stupid assland!?!?!?!

most girls i am sure want you for your hansome mug, and amazing personality. Me I want to use and abuse you for your vespa and big TV - how about it?

Steve is quite frankly the best friend I have ever had. Ive known him for about 13 years now. Never have I met anyone that has been as loyal or that gave a shit as wholeheartedly as he has. Whether he needs to leave a really good party early because you're a pussy and got a scorpion sting on the tip of your pinky and he needs to drive you home so he doesnt get laid, you're a homeless dirtbag drunk and you need a couch to pass out on for a few weeks, or carless and need to borrow his brand new truck day after day burning his gas whilst you're in the midst of looking for a job wearing his dress socks, he helps with no questions and never bitches. He doesnt even get mad when youre using his computer to "type your resume" and he checks his internet history and finds out that you were hacking your goof in his office chair. What a guy!! He's always the first to build everyone up "So and so is such a good this" and "So and so is such an amazing that" because he looks at the whole person and that persons contained potential. Hes a bunch of bones wrapped around what is perhaps the biggest heart this world has ever seen. This guy has helped me through the biggest trials of my life and I swear to you that I wouldnt be alive today if it werent for his listening ear when I couldnt even depend on my family. If I ever won a stupid award like an oscar or a toni or something, I would thank Steve then I would thank God, my family, my friends in that order... Cheers... I applaud you...

Steve is the sole possessor of this incredible quality that makes me want to be a permanent fixture in Ashland, Oregon. Hes loving, real, hard working, "good people", present and FULLY engaged when youre conversating, does a killer bobblehead doll impersonation, has superFLY taste in music, is uber tall like Moi, has a yummy spirit, agleeming soul, and has these face melting dimples that have, quite literally, E*N*S*L*A*V*E*D* my Aunt Stacey to the point that if shes over i am held at gunpoint until i conjure up le Stevie on le YahooWebcam... and i better do so FAST!! and NOW!! *pistol whip* heehee. Steve is an integral part of my and my daughter's life.... thats never going to change. infinity~


if you need a confidant dont hesitate to grab Steve by the shirt collar and exclaim, "OMG STEVE!!! HELP!! RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! im DYING inside, and i think i just lost my pink elephant." cuz i PROMISE u, PROMISE u, promise promise swear swear, he WILL love you in return and be there for you. but, mental note to fellow selves: MINE!!! *smack on de back of your hand* heh. (this message backed up by my body guard 'WICKED BEAN.' *stomp* the end.) xoxo