Jason
Eyewitness TestimonyJune 16, 2005
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June 2, 2005
jason lent me a book and every time i see it on my shelf i feel guilty i haven't returned it yet. the book was good. jason is great.
November 4, 2004
with my cuteness and jason's cleverness, we're going to repopulate the world with cute clever babies. and i want his "curly hair" gene. c'mon! adorable little koreans with curly hair and big jason brains? can't you just picture it?
i don't want to raise them, i just want his sperm to make the babies and then leave them on people's doorsteps. it's a good plan. we've discussed this with our respective significant others and they're fine with it. all for the greater good, right? July 10, 2004
Jason has a cat named Snake that doesn’t slither. He will head butt your wine glass leaving you drenched and laughing while he bolts off like a mischievous colt. He leads two lives, one as the disappearing superhero. There has to be a batcave in his house that is hidden from everyone. You know he was off being important (and at the frequency of several times per hour) because he comes back all pleased with himself and his fur is a different temperature each time. He has a James Bond quality about him, as he is shiny and smells good even when racing back from the batcave. The life you will see is that of a confident snuggle bunny that you best comply with using both hands. Try to pin him down and he will jack rabbit away laughing. Most people would be insecure around such an important superhero feline but not Jason, he is special.
April 4, 2004
Sometimes I wish I had gotten to know Jason better when we met ten years ago. But then I remind myself that I am getting to know him better NOW. So I'm fortunate after all.
Everyone knows he's brilliant, but did you also know that he's hilarious? And quite skilled in the art of diplomacy. I'm learning a thing or two from this magnificent bastard.
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