J-Bird...JBird.. JBird.,., all I could say is if my man is the anchor, you definitely is the Pier...Wer all cargos come and go but still very welcoming and spirited.. Glad to be yer ONLY gay friend (that you know who is GAY!)..

Why is this too GAY???

On the grand occasion of J-Birds 30th Birthday, I'd like to personally welcome him into the Secret, Underground Geriatric Rave Society... Jay has all the makings of a true professional... His numbers in the minor leagues are very impressive, even by my lofty standards... he can hold his own talking Yang with the senior members of the Yang Delegation, he has an uncanny ability to pull of complex motor functioning skills after consuming staggering amounts of liquor and he's made himself invaluable to the team by offering up the Fell-O-Ship. Keep up the good work Jay- we have high expectations for you...

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