ok, so now that my bike is totaled, I need to get a new one.. meaning that I get to decide on what to get..

I can either get the same bike again (Pro - loved that bike, loved the look, the feel, it was very powerful and comfortable and it was great for long rides and city riding too.. Cons.. very expensive, didn't handle well for canyon riding)

Or a new bike.. I'm thinking either the YAmaha R6 or a Honda 599.

What say you, men?

wow. ok, so I look at this every morning, wish I could actually have the time to write something worth readin, but it always ends up with me coming up with something dumb like.. "I like toast".


so..... ok... I like toast.

And my dick is getting hard right now for no apparent reason.

what's up with that?

ouch.

can't walk or use my left arm.

someone wanna come over and blow me?

I don't make friends with guys who are in the closet. Who fucking needs a friend who spends all of his time afraid that someone might see him out with you. Who wants to waste their time with someone who cares what strangers in public think of them. Who wants a friend who treats you like a dirty little secret from his "Straight friends and family"? If you have a Christmas Party but don't invite me because someone might think you're gay... pleaes delete my phone number from your cell phone and don't call me. or email me. Or speak to me if you happen to see me in public. I have nothing to say to you.

Most of all, why would you want to bother spending time with someone who is a spineless, febble loser who has to live life on someone else's terms?

ok second.. Bisexual men.. in or out of the closet.

OK.. there's just nothing more irritating than a bisexual guy. There really isn't. Bi guys treat their male sex partners like sex toys and their female sex partners like potential life-mates. They might date men from time to time, but usually are dating women at the same time (and not telling their "boyfriends" about it) and will always.. without fail.. no matter how much they insist that this is not the case... leave the guy to go marry a girl eventually.

They might even invite you to the wedding and suggest you bring a girl..you know.. so you can be there one their special day.

Oh, and bisexual guys who you meet Online who insist on sending you images of their girlfriends 'cause "Isn't she hot?" and work how "hot that girl over there is" into every conversation. You're not impressing me, fooling me or even entertaining me. You're irritating me. And making me think you're lame. No.. you're being lame.

I don't make friends with hip hop fans. Being in a car with a hip hop fan is more irritating than getting Tattooed on your privates.

I don't make friends with men in their 30s or 40s who only date 18 year old guys who are just out or are questioning thier sexuality. Especially if they refer to them as their "boy toy"s. That's just Newspeak for "I'm emotionally stunted and can't have a real relationship so I keep young boys around me to make me seem like more of a man". It also generally means "I'm too fucked up to have a boyfriend because I'm such a control freak with more Character flaws than fingers and I have to have a house boy that I pay so I can always be the one in control".

I don't make friends with Christians. They just annoy me.

I don't make friends with Republicans. Ever.

I don't make friends with people who enjoy rolling around in the gutter a bit too much. If your whole life revolves about "play parties" and events like IML... I'm not sure there's much we'll want to do together.

I dont' make friends with people who are too uptight. If making gay jokes in public.. even non offensive ones.. gets you all freaked out.. you're not going to have fun hanging out with me.

I don't make friends with people who have no hobbies at all. If all you do with your spare time is watch TV and cruise for sex, I'm not sure you're going to enjoy my company. I certainly won't enjoy yours.

After that.. we'll play it by ear.

I know I'm coming across like an asshole, but if one more person wants to have lunch with me so he can explain why his life is so complicated that he has to fuck the 18 year old guy he's known since he was 13 in the Chruch youth group he runs.. I shall scream.

If one more guy whines to me about how "I don't understand what it's like growing up in a conservative area" and therefore I shoudln't judge why he's got a girlfriend for cover but he has sex with guys he meets on line, I shall scream. ( I grew up in a rural farming village in North Eastern Canada and I still managed to grow nads. So can you.)

If I have to hear from another person who's in the closet that I don't understand how hard it is to be in the closet, I'll punch him in the face. I was in the closet at one point. Then I grew nads. At 19. You're 35. Grow up.

If I have to have someone tell me that they'd really like to be my friend because I seem so "cool" yet they have nothing to bring to the table, I'm going to kick them where the nads they should have should be but aren't.






ah.


that's better.


so how was YOUR day?

ok.. so I was going through all my video tapes the other day and realized that I've got a few comedy gems just sitting there on tapes.

but that's only half the reason I did it.

I was talking with Carl a few weeks ago.. before he went back to jail and my whole life got turned upsidedown.. and we decided that LOGO sucks.

OK.. we decided that we weren't seeing ourselves being represented on gay TV shows and that our friends were 1,000 times more interesting that anyone that you can see on gay TV shows.

So instead of sitting around and whining about how we hate things, we decided we'd make them better.. we went to the Queer Invasion of Death Valley and shot as much footage as we could. We were going to make that our First Episode of the "Jasun and Carl Show". Two gay brothers showing off their world.

OK, so we were going to start on it just after he got arrested.. and he had most of the footage... but it's ok.. I'm going to keep our vision alive.. close to how we were planning on doing it...

go here.. www.jasunmark.com and select your operating system. If you have iTunes 5 or 6, it will just open up, and every time there's a new episode, it will just download itself automatically.. enjoy.. and let me know what you think...