June 8, 2006
Jodi is one of the funniest chicks I've ever met. Not only does she rock the karaoke clubs all over Boston, she can drink all you motherfuckers under the table. She has a very lovely birdie, and likes to travel to Burning Man with beer cans and peanut butter, rather than a tent or sleeping bag. She makes shanty towns look sexy! I wuv my burnsie!!
My Testimonials
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Ditties
"I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow."
Wed, September 28, 2005 - 6:45 AM
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"I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." "I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life." "I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as "making a life." "I've ... read more
Phil Hartman's Monologue
Thu, September 22, 2005 - 9:09 AM
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.....Phil Hartman .....Tim Meadows .....Lorne Michaels Phil Hartman: Thank you! Thank you very much! Thank you, it's great to be back on "Saturday Night Live." I spent 8 years as a cast member on this show; I did 153 episodes; played 518 characters; wore 627 wigs - 50 of which were some personal business I do in the privacy of my own home.. The point is - I've seen a lot of monologues, and, believe you me, the monologue can destroy a man. It's the most diffi... read more
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