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Jefe

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joined on 02/14/04
last updated 07/05/06
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August 31, 2006
You Gino?
You Gino?
Which one you is Gino?

Hey I am not sitting on the curb with you in Hollywood anymore............. plus you suck as a pimp!
I made no money that night!
April 15, 2006
Pure evil........ the white women with seek vengence!

evil I say.... pure and simple!
Unsu...
 
January 20, 2006
anybody addicted to women of color is a friggin amigo anyday ....Viva Cuba Libre!!!!!!!!!!!
Unsu...
 
November 27, 2005
He promised me fame and fortune... he would write my life's story.... all this just to be his friend....

But this gypsy man LIES... all LIES... the gypsy man lies!!!

Why you ask????

Because he loathes the white woman!!!!!!!
Unsu...
 
December 4, 2004
Ah, dearest Jefe! Makes me want to grow my butt out.
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How A Humble Young Man Assumed His Place.... (blog entry) ...As the Greatest Looking Author Since Byron:

I was born literate in 7 languages. We know this because there were 4 nurses and 3 wise men at my birth all of varying decent and they all attest that after being wiped off I thanked them for their... read more
blog entry posted Mon, August 14, 2006 - 8:41 AM permalink - 4 comments
DATES FOR SHIPWRECKING IN SF & LA (blog entry) 12TH-15TH SF, 16TH-20TH LA.

anybody who knows places to stay for me and the guy i'm traveling with---i'll buy a drink for if they can hook me up.

lemme know. be fun to see some happy faces along the way on this little tour.

brin
blog entry posted Tue, August 8, 2006 - 6:01 PM permalink - 1 comment
WEST COAST TOUR (blog entry) portland, SF, LA starting on the 9th thro till the 18th. by train.

open to best pitches for coffee along the way.

brin
blog entry posted Sun, August 6, 2006 - 10:41 PM permalink - 9 comments
EURO BEACH PARTY FUNDRAISER!!! (blog entry) Cheap booze, speedos (I may even wear leopard print if i can find them), topless chicks (tops optional at least), bizarre circus freak musical acts (actually an internationally renowned jazz pianist, Paul Plimley with a traveling minstrell gypsy g... read more
blog entry posted Fri, July 14, 2006 - 2:37 PM permalink - 5 comments
West Coast Book Tour in August... (blog entry) I'm prepared to read in back alleys and on top of moving tractors.

If any of you guys know literary folks---bookstore owners preferably---along the coast gimme their email addresses. I want contacts so I can hit up some towns along the west coa... read more
blog entry posted Thu, July 6, 2006 - 11:04 AM permalink - 6 comments
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...As the Greatest Looking Author Since Byron:

I was born literate in 7 languages. We know this because there were 4 nurses and 3 wise men at my birth all of varying decent and they all attest that after being wiped off I thanked them for their attendence and answered Lewis Carrol's age old riddle that had been troubling me since 2nd trimester: "How is a raven like a writer's desk?" There's a B in both, I declared in 7 languages and one and all wept. The nurses were marginally attractive (... read more
Mon, August 14, 2006 - 8:41 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
12TH-15TH SF, 16TH-20TH LA.

anybody who knows places to stay for me and the guy i'm traveling with---i'll buy a drink for if they can hook me up.

lemme know. be fun to see some happy faces along the way on this little tour.

brin
Tue, August 8, 2006 - 6:01 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
portland, SF, LA starting on the 9th thro till the 18th. by train.

open to best pitches for coffee along the way.

brin
Sun, August 6, 2006 - 10:41 PM permalink - 8 comments
 
Cheap booze, speedos (I may even wear leopard print if i can find them), topless chicks (tops optional at least), bizarre circus freak musical acts (actually an internationally renowned jazz pianist, Paul Plimley with a traveling minstrell gypsy guitarist named BARRY KULAN WHO YOU WILL ADORE)---a whole lotta fun. Next Friday, Vancouver, all the infos on the photo I've provided. Hope to see anybody and everybody there.

Brin
Fri, July 14, 2006 - 2:37 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
I'm prepared to read in back alleys and on top of moving tractors.

If any of you guys know literary folks---bookstore owners preferably---along the coast gimme their email addresses. I want contacts so I can hit up some towns along the west coast toward LA from Vancouver. I'm willing to accept white women who own bookstores aswell and if I get drunk I might sign copies of my book for them.

A fucking book tour. Not the worst way to spend a coupla weeks, huh? Even if I'm reading to 7 girl... read more
Thu, July 6, 2006 - 11:04 AM permalink - 6 comments
 
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