To:
Ms. Corn...
From:
Mr. Wise...

On your Birthday...

You are the SPARK that ignites all the fires that Burn...
Burn Baby Burn...

From the First Time I met you at Dougs...
Your energy... your soft yet hardcore playful spirit ...

What I see...

Where there is no flame, you are the catalyst that speeds particles up to combustion...
Where there is a hint a life, newly sparked or smoldering ash, you fan the flames,
you breathes energy into the space, like drenching each ember of interaction in oxygen,
AND
Where the fire is burning brightest, you will be a the center, holding the torch,
You are a Phoenix,
You rise out of ashes, brilliant and ever evolving...
and ever touching and lighting the hearts, minds and spirits...
of those moths lucky and smart enough to understand and embrace your flame.

Happy birthday to my friend, my spirit, my guru of mirth...
May
The Your Wine Always Flow...
Your Flame Illuminate The Way...
And
The Universe Love and Embrace You, As You Have Always Embraced The Universe (and Me)!!!

PS

Fuck your mother.

Too Miss Jessicorn:

A woman who gracefully walks the line between energetic and abrasive, she has my highest regards.

Jess's energy is drips in sensuality and is ultimately infectious and it is absolutely impossible not to have fun when she's not around.

On the same token, she is far more than just a social creature, possesing the ability to be wholly herself, and her extroversion doesn't feel like the typical call for attention you get from a lot of people, because when someone doesn't like how Jessica is extroverting herself, she's willing to be just as loud in telling them that too.

Beyond these qualities there is a sincere pool of depth, intelligence, and solid character. While the qualities mentioned above are what initially attracted me to her as a person, the one's I just mentioned are what made me attached.

To someone who understands the fine balance between community and individuality, between when someone needs to be soothed and someone needs a brick in the face, to someone who played a role in me learning how to be myself, just by being her.

I love you and you will be missed dearly.

Jessica, how do I love thee?

Jessica and I bonded while performing perhaps the most embarrassing play ever written. The minute I walked into the first rehearsal, I decided she was the one to befriend. I could immediately tell that the hamster running on the wheel in her brain was moving as opposed to many of the people in the room that day.

Jessica has a special ability to create fun around her. She is loud, brassy and a magical manufacturer of silliness and good times. But more than that, she has a warmth to her that envelopes people in the knowledge that they can be loved and accepted unconditionally when they are with her. And that is how the fun happens...in the energy that she sends that says "it's ok to be whatever you want to be." That and her willingness to take risks and do what it takes to create a moment instead of waiting for someone else to get the party started. Nevermind that all that fun is matched with intelligence and depth. LOOK OUT!

My dear whore, I am so glad you arrived in my life and I know you will be sticking around for a very long time. I insist upon it.

Stop being such a garsh dang loveable Hussie Sumpreme already ...sheeeshhhhhhhh
Between the wigs and the ballerina outfits I dont think I can take it anymore. Damn it whore! You ......
xoxoxo