The other morning I woke up after another night of funfilled debauchery with Jason and the first thought(my first thoughts in the morning are always quite profound) that came into my head was that Jason should be a knight, so I called him up on the phone and despite the fact that my head was numb and swollen, I knighted him right then and there over the phone. I believe it was the first knighting of this sort in all of history,,,and it was within my authority to knight him as well cause there is like a Duke or somethin way back on my momma's side o the family.....Jason is nearly fearless and full of infinite compassion except when you poke his belly button(bad bad news folks) also his loyalty is just about unmatched in my book of life....so hence from hear forward Sir Jason.