Fuck

www.nytimes.com/2008/06/24...carlin.html

LA Cacophony Marathon Pit Stop RECAP

It was short, but sweet. The runners went through well over 4 dozen doughnuts and almost a 30 case of Tecate in 2 hours.

This was my first time. At first, I didn't quite understand the concept, but after seeing the expressions on the runner's faces as we dangled Glazed Donuts and Frosty Beer in front of them, it all became perfectly clear how this is an annual tradition.

We were interviewed by some reporter of the LA Times, and later we were interrupted by some rookie cops for handing out closed container beers to adults only... Overall, I would say it turned out well. I enjoyed hanging out with all nine of you who showed and participated. (Reecy is a wild vixen on the Megaphone!) I also saw someone taking pictures - Please post!


Fnord!

-Borfo

LA Marathon Cacophony Rest Stop

10th Annual LA Marathon Cacophony Rest Stop

WHERE: SE Corner of Wilshire & Harvard, (Three blocks west of the Wilshire/Normandie Metro Redline Station)

course map is here - z.about.com/d/golosangel...roMap2008.jpg

google map - tinyurl.com/28apsu

WHEN: March 2nd. The Marathon begins at 8:15

WHAT: Bring a folding chair, extending poles, fried foods, and various accoutrement.

WHY: Exactly

The UFO Ride

MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ: THE UFO RIDE (Bicycle Ride)

(The ride the FAA won't tell you about.)

Friday January 12, 2007
START TIME: 9pm - Depart at 10pm

A strange phenomenon has been occurring in the N.E. Los Angeles Area. Multiple sightings of apparent U.F.O.'s have been reported. Is it a freaky weather condition? Or, has the Lord Zenu been freed to ensue chaos upon this town?

It's up to YOU to prove it!

Wear your extra-terrestrial accoutrement and join us on the first official Midnight Ridazz Bicycle Ride of the new year.
Yes, we ride! www.midnightridazz.com

When:
Friday January 12th, 2006
Starts at 9:00 pm
Depart at 10 pm

Where:
Meet at Mr. T's Highland Park Bowl parking lot
5621 1/2 N Figueroa St - (Around back, use Ave. 57)
Metro Gold line Station at Ave. 57 (a block away from start)
End point will also be at Mr. T's

Message Board (click link to discuss this ride.)
www.midnightridazz.com/forums.php


Contact info for this ride: joe.borfo@gmail.com

Safari Recap

So it was just four of us. We had a Safari so there. I had a good time. You have to check out the Museum of Jurassic Technology. Its the best thing in LA.

So yeah, whatever. blah blah.

more dumb pics here. people.tribe.net/joeborfo/photos

Fuck all Y'ALL

I DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE TO FUcKING WORK.

I AM GOING ON A SAFARI This morning

I don't give a shit if YOU COME OR NOT.

i'LL HAVE PICTURES ANd I show you all what a good time you have missed.

Suck MY BALLS.

Safari Trip - Los Angeles - Dec 22

A safari bus trip TOMORROW to the Museum of Jurassic Technology.
This is not a costumed pub crawl. This is a Safari. So don your butterfly nets, binoculars, hats, hunting gear, etc.

Friday, Dec 22nd 10 A.M. - depart from Mr. T's Bowl - w/ tea & crumpets - mrtsbowl.tripod.com
(for those of you who don't have to work)

Yes, there are rules: (METRO BUS LINES ONLY) No trains.

The museum opens at Noon and is $5
www.mjt.org/

Pack a lunch for picnic, or there's always this: losangeles.citysearch.com/profile/120824

-Yuppie scouting, Star Trek garden, Sony Studios lurking, abandoned park, bollona creek, & many other sightings in the itinerary.

Make your way back to Mr. T's by nightfall for medals and recaps.

(Safari concept from- Rev. Margaret)

contact - joe.borfo@gmail.com

Santa Got Bikes?

(originally posted by santa Zon Er)

The 8th will be the umpteeth monthly Midnight Ridazz - also known as the best and biggest rolling party in the US, if not the World. This month's theme is the All City Toy Ride. Ridazz from all over the city will gather in Downtown LA. An unwrapped gift, valued between $5-$25, is suggested. I'm hoping to introduce some SantaCon regulars to the joys of Midnight Ridazz. I will be decked out in my SantaCon gear and riding from the Northeast LA (NELA) starting point. I'm hoping that some of you Santas would join me. NELA Ridazz will be starting at the Highland Park METRO Red line station (near Mr.T's Bowl) at 9:45PM. This is a late night BIKE RIDE.

www.midnightridazz.com/viewStory.php