oh my dear, dear, dear,
caught in the headlights.
no one looks more convincingly surprised
or causes such spontaneous joyful laughter
even when he is only represented in two dimensions.
a silly silly boy, who is now squared -
and there is so much more of him to love for it!
i'd dance in his cage anytime, if only he'd ask...
go forth, go foward, march dammit - hup!
hip!

He is indeed the Boss of the Internet. No foolin'. He is also, as of this very second, I do declare and aver, the Boss of my left ass-cheek. He is quality, watch him move!

yes bitches, sandWITCHES.

Joed is the lie-master, the fly-catcher, the pie-snatcher, the undercover spy who likes his sandwitches open-faced.

Joed is the master of the city/woods combination. He is quite a foxy boy and he knows all the secrets of funbun. He's one of the coolest peeps I know and he's good at finding all things terrific. He makes awesome movies and he's the only person to ever solve the penguin-rape candle mystery. yeah joed!