'Know, o prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars - Oh, wait a minute...wrong barbarian...I'm supposed to say a few words about Johnny.

I have known Johnny since grade school. He's been my brother, my conscience, an inspiration and my best friend for many years.

Watch out for him folks...there's sumptin' dat ain't quite right 'bout 'im. Maybe its the beady little eyes, or perhaps the long sloping forehead, and long, knuckle dragging arms....oh wait, that's my brother Steve, see, there I go again running off on a tangent.

Its a good thing that Johnny is here to keep things on an even keel. The stalwart lad that he is, ya just gotta love 'im. If you were a girl, and weren't nearly as ugly as you are, I'd probably marry you off for a couple of horses and a goat. You're the best.

What can I say about John? He was always there at the hospital while I was trying to die. I will always remember that. Also, he is just a good buddy to hang around with and he likes to do the types of things I like to do... Can't beat that :D

Johnny is one of the sweetest guys I have ever met. Once he claims you for a friend, you are his friend for life. He has taught me a lot in the last few months. (1)Watch your point man when speeding. (2)Don't give up the "blanky" (3)Less drama more beer. (4)Be there for your friends in times of need. =)

Johnny and I have known each other for about 2 years. I have to say though that if you're a friend of Johnny you feel like you've known him all your life. His sense of humor is contagious, above all he is trustworthy and honorable. Two traits that are hard to find nowadays. Johnny is somebody that you can call a true friend and glad he's one of mine.

Johnny is a great guy! No doubt about that. If there is anyone you should want to go to for an interesting solution to a problem,... or a good chat about life, he is the man.