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<--------YOU ARE WHAT I EAT---------->.........Have you ever woken up after getting too drunk and passing out, only to find that your kidney had been removed? Well, I removed it......Have you ever found a piece of clothing in a thrift shop that's just absolutely hideous? After you put it down, I walked in and bought it. It is now part of my favorite outfit...I am equally as good for your colon as I am for your soul.......Some people think I'm gay, but the truth is that the only people that are truly man enough for me are women. It has always been that way and I imagine that it will remain so..............Despite the colorful garb, I'm still a geek, which is also why I know what does and what doesn't taste like chicken..... Sometimes I seem like a ballbuster, but the truth is that I REALLY care about people I love...I've hitch-hiked my way across the USA 3 times. I have not plucked my eyebrows along the way, but I HAVE been a "she"... 24 years in the music business and still not jaded OR evil. DON'T ASK HOW BECAUSE I DON"T KNOW. Of course, I'm still renting...Although I've been involved with all kinds of fabulous musical endeavours, I don't need them to validate myself so we'll just skip any kind of namedropping.For a nearly recent discography, go to: briefcase.yahoo.com/johnx62@...Recently, I jumped out of an airplane, ate alligator, AND, best of all, skinny-dipped in the Atlantic Ocean while watching a rocket launch at the Kennedy Space Center at 1:30 am...all within a 24 hour period..I've done karaoke in almost every city I've ever visited... I can keep a secret and love to play pranks on people...I've taken to wearing a watch on my ankle, though I can't read it at all...There is perverted Greek mythology tattooed on my right arm.....I have 4 older sisters whom I love dearly-"Raised By Women For Women"...I'm a second generation purebred Greek triple Scorpio...My dad was a priest and my mom is an amazing artist/sculptress who specialises in nude women...as do I...she is from a Greek island called Lesbos..no, I'm not kidding.....My daughter is always mad at me, but I love her more than anyone else in the whole, wide world...Damn, there's alot of stuff to describe but this will just have to be a continuous work in progress, because I have NOT even begun to scratch the surface.......