BEST. DOWNTEMPO DJ. EVER.

I am hereby popping Jules's testimonial cherry. Someone's gotta do it, and I adore this chick so much that I think *I* am the appropriate person.

Some of Jules's best qualities:
-Top Notch Wingwoman
-Drinks like a fish and, in the many years I have known her, has NEVER PUKED ON ME. NOT ONCE. I can't say that for all of the 'riders (Nattie, I AM LOOKING AT YOU. Sadly, I am also looking at myself).
-Girl DJ. HOT!
-Can maintain decorum in a fancy restaurant and then talk shit like sailor in private.
-GEEK. Geek, geek, geek. Yes, she is that bad.

But seriously folks, Jules is the kind of friend we all hope to have. Supportive, kind, honest, and there in a pinch but one of us can still disappear for 6 months and then return and it ain't no thang. This woman drove all the way home from Fuente Eterno with nothing but crap ass radio and my snoring to listen to and she never once made me feel bad for having partied too hard to help with the heavy lifting on the way home. She can be goofy or serious on the turn of a dime and is has ALWAYS been there for me when I needed it in the best way...listening, and then reminding me to just put on a hot pair of shoes, order another drink and get on with it.

There are no qualifiers necessary. Jules simply rocks.