joined on 09/23/03
last updated 04/30/06
January 27, 2005
She spit in Federico Garcia Lorca's face.
Then told Salvador Dali to stop fucking him.
He did.
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juliachrista has officially seceded from the current state of affairs and has decided to take up residence in The Future!!! In The Future, we will all be able to sit around and reflect with the perfect 20/20 visionary quality of hindsight on the perfection of all things and the great majesty of God's Divine Plan (tm) The INFIDELS, of course, will try to stop us! They will come down HARD upon the dissenters, as they always have, forever and for aye, since the beginning of "civil" organization. THEREFORE, a movement of this sort will require its own defense; for all Socialists(tm) must also be Fascists(tm) to enforce the new world order, hence the paradox and hypocrisy inherent in all Freedom Movements. Seeing as how I reside now in The Future, and not in today, I cannot be judged by current perceptions of Right and Wrong. I have overcome Determinism, and I am Free.
Do not despair, join us. Be not left behind, join us.
I have bought a home on the desert Island of AHAU. We will be free there. Free from laws, free from fear, free from the constraints of the know and the horrors of the reasoners. I am constructing a sonic dome which will protect us from all Chemical Advances of the Infidels. They shalt not win. They shalt not defeat the Army of the Future. There is no force stronger than Time. I have harnessed this energy, and catapulted myself into the 4th dimension. All is Well in Hell.
Clarifications: by "4th Dimension" I am making reference to a 1939 publication in which the term "4th Dimension" is used to suggest the NEW freedom and the NEW happiness.The Army of the Future does not believe in Time, Dimensions, or any Organization whatsoever; not even it's own.The Army of the Future does not believe in anything except the possibility of the transcendence of the All.Every Day we get closer and closer to the apocalyptic bliss of The Even More Futuristic Future which awaits us. When it comes, we shall be ready. In the meantime, I will deliver jaw-shattering uppercuts to any militant backwoods gomer who approaches bearing an ill will.
Proud Meat Eater?
(blog entry)
Please watch this (all the way through, no cheating!) and then enjoy your carne asada tacos:
Meet Your Meat! www.meat.org
There's a scene at the end that is priceless, so hang in there.
:-)
Busy, busy I bees
(blog entry)
So much is going on, I don't have much time to share about it.
I started working full-time with The 1 Second Film, plotting our upcoming Road To Oprah cross-country bio-diesel 10,000+ mile adventure.
The Evangenitals will probably be traveli...
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
(blog entry)
I'm looking FORWARD to THINGS! To STUFF that's on the HORIZON! I'm in love with many of the things that are happening NOW and I'm super-excited about things that are COMING SOON. Heck, I'm still reeling with glee from things that JUST HAPPENED!...
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Busy week, and I'm having fun.
(blog entry)
There's a lot going on in Juli/Evangenitals land these days. The "day job" is just crazy as hell, so I won't go into that particular mouth of madness at the moment. The rest of it is full to bursting and only getting puffier every day.
This pas...
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Alright.... so I'm a geek
(blog entry)
But dammit, I get friggin' giddy as hell when a famous author whose work I respect the hell out of drops my name, and the Evangenitals name, as a band that he loves to get crazy to.
Check it out:
"For pure craziness, there are lots of other ...
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Please watch this (all the way through, no cheating!) and then enjoy your carne asada tacos:
Meet Your Meat! www.meat.org
There's a scene at the end that is priceless, so hang in there.
:-)
So much is going on, I don't have much time to share about it.
I started working full-time with The 1 Second Film, plotting our upcoming Road To Oprah cross-country bio-diesel 10,000+ mile adventure.
The Evangenitals will probably be traveling as "The Love Punks" considering that we're going to be heading straight through the Bible Belt and visiting Oprah Winfrey. We don't want the name of the band to be any sort of distraction from the amazing cause and vision that The 1 Second Film re...
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I'm looking FORWARD to THINGS! To STUFF that's on the HORIZON! I'm in love with many of the things that are happening NOW and I'm super-excited about things that are COMING SOON. Heck, I'm still reeling with glee from things that JUST HAPPENED!
The Evangenitals show at Molly Malones last Saturday was awesome. It was like a whole new level of Evangenital action -- simultaneously a reminder of how awesome things used to be, are, and will be. It was a bizarre time/space intersection wher...
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There's a lot going on in Juli/Evangenitals land these days. The "day job" is just crazy as hell, so I won't go into that particular mouth of madness at the moment. The rest of it is full to bursting and only getting puffier every day.
This past weekend I went up to Vegas to meet up with my brother, Jaisen Crockett, the bomb-ass photographer, who was flown out there from New York to shoot a band -- KOR! Kinetic Origins of Rhythm (website, myspace page, and really awesome band photo taken b...
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But dammit, I get friggin' giddy as hell when a famous author whose work I respect the hell out of drops my name, and the Evangenitals name, as a band that he loves to get crazy to.
Check it out:
"For pure craziness, there are lots of other bands, including one that I can't write to but I've become a big fan; they're called the Evangenitals. They're from Los Angeles. One of the front singers is a former boxer-slash-philosopher. She's a fantastic singer. Her name is Juli Crockett."
Th...
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