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Nice Butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't let the bowtie fool ya
Justin is tha man to overrule ya
He's here to shock the nation
With his def communication

Justin is the father of the contemporary web. Back in the day he was a curiousity for posting a daily update of his life, an online journal, so messy and personal. So self-centered. He only lives to write about his life on the web page, they said. People thought the web would be an online encyclopedia, then the greedheads came and they said it would be an online mall.

Justin got a lot of press, but nobody ever really became an internet celebrity. Part of why I think Justin never made it to the cover of the magazines he was featured in is because he had a theory of sharing and pluralism that doesn't synch with old media's celebrity culture. But he saw the future. Today everyone shares their media, has their own links.net. The people that snickered at him are now jumping up and down, "See, I have a navel too!"

As you can see, today Justin is wearing a sports coat and a bow tie, having descending into the sticky world of academia. Professor Emeritus of Blogology at Stanford. We wait patiently for the first of his 12 volume set "Birth of the World: the Internet of the 1990's."

Let me tell yah 'bout Justin, cause it's funny and true.

He started out on cyber-or-ganic, even though it turned blue.

No it's not 'bout porno - though that's kind of fun.

As he hip hops through the blogosphere and really starts to run.