Have you met this multi-faceted gem? Have you had the pleasure of knowing a person who is at once a serious, supportive, dear friend and bouncy little girl, and sultry, sexual powerhouse? Boundless energy and unlimited libido is counterpointed by some serious kinky tendencies! She is the freak everyone should know and who makes the word Slut ring with the tones of integrity and pride that it should. Whip-smart and highly cerebral, she is a formidable debate opponent. I have lost many an argument to her. And I rarely feel unhappy about losing to such a worthy foe. She is sweet, caring, supportive, and one of the best people I know to talk to about the things which pain me. She is one of the strongest people I know, though she may not think so. She is so bubbly and cute that you can't help giggling at the sight of her bopping around a dance floor, yet can then mesmerize you with the stately grace with which she glides through formal dances. She teases better than most people I know, often driving the most stoic people to distraction. I hope my sons get a teacher like her when they get older. I really do. She is one of those people that you hope you will get to call friend. It's a true honor to be able to do so.

For her efforts to help people learn more about SlutPositive behaviors and for her general work in the realms of The Erotic Arts, this beautiful being is here-by awarded the title

Certified Erotic Superheroine!

by yours truly
Captain Erotica

To say that "Krissy kicks major ass" is a gross underestimation of her charm. This gal's got more fire than a pack of wild Palominos. She's sweeter than the sugar settling on the bottom of an absinthe glass while cultivating the power to be twice as intoxicating. More mischievous than a paian of faeries and sharper than the fast moving tail of a whip, don't let this girl borrow your heart because you'll soon forget to ask for it back.

A livewire, a smart and no BS kicking-ass-and-taking-names kind of grrl. She is who I want to be when I grow up. She is fiercely loyal (think lioness if you mess with her cubs) and so responsible and together it makes my eyeballs implode. Having been through more shit than I care to contemplate yet landing firmly on her feet, she is worthy of the utmost respect. She can take it, dish it out, bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and thwack your backside with selfsame pan. You should BE so lucky as to have her call you friend.

Plus, she has awesome shoes.

xoxo