Subject: Apology

We, the United States of America, a top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. We located the technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage, and we have been working on the software since November 4, 2008.

On January 20, we launched our new version. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly.

We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Sent to me by a relative - thought I would pass it along.