OK ma snatch, listen closely...
How many friends do you have that can rock retardo shoes like I can?! Huh?? Go on, count 'em on your little pink fingers and toes if you have to...the answer is ONE, and that's ME, OK? Moi, ani, yo, ya, I'm the queen of brown leather clompers with a seam up the middle, and yo fugly ass wishes she could look as fine as me! (Though you run a close second...)
P.S. I love you so much, it's nauseating! Blech...!

Jo-nek - hit it from the bak, Jo-nek - give that ass a smak.
Here's more of the same, but juicier and more tasteful:
Jo-nek - little lady lumpkin
heartache, because I ate a pumpkin
many days and many nights without you
trying to recover from the gout, yo!
empty kinda feeling in my bones
trying to extrapolate this jones
understanding now that it's your aura
(yours, and of some other bitch named Laura)
haunting me for sinning, never calling
hearing your sweet messages, then stalling
never more will I neglect my Jo-nek
once I get back home I'll grow a humpback
name it after you and give it flowers,
dedicate birdsongs to it for hours
whip my ass in shape to match your tight one
rearrange my life to live the right one
put my heart in things that really matter
like fried chicken wings in honey batter

I love you, you misfit!! Be mine!

jodles. you are the balm (patriot act caution). you are a freak of the best kind. you went to india and got found? that's cuz india is mostly inhabited by israelis! whatever happened over there between the namaste and montezuma's revenge, you came out of it a solid fox. not that you weren't a breeze of delight in our dreary razorfish days, but you continue to ripen every moment. and i am the luckier for it.

the craziest thing about jody is how just damn good this girl smells. damn. do they bottle you? can i get "eau de jo" at macy's, sephora, or some other such fine department store?

whateva!~this fun and crazy woman is missing a few tine tanies..or is that shes had WAY too many tinetanies?....either way thats my pot pie kitty! just ask her:)