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Kamikaze

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joined on 01/02/04
last updated 05/11/08
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My Testimonials

May 10, 2008
Hey baby You know I am always here for you no matter what you need Im the one to call if you need lime and a shovel no questions asked and plausable deniability. It was great to see you at IF and Ill look for you in the desert Ill be with radio Electra.
Love Halston
April 30, 2008
I've been meaning to write one of these for awhile now, but what the hell am I supposed to say about a son of a bitch like KK? I've been unfortunate enough to know this fucker in the flesh for several years, and perhaps I'm a masochist, because I've loved every second of it. He will gladly kick any asshole out of your warehouse, share his last beer and smoke, make you laugh when you think nothing in this piece of shit world can, and, that's right dude, I'm blowing your cover: he cuddles like a goddamned hippie. I'll never forget the time he lured a fuckton of hippies with a fake promise of free pizza, in a diabolical scheme to put those lazy fucks to work building a stage. He he. To top it off, I remember seeing him confiscate some of their beer later. As sadistic as I can be, none of these things are what I like most about KK. He has proven himself stronger than most men I've known by allowing himself to be vulnerable to others. It takes mucho cajones to be open about your own shortcomings, fears, and failures. We've both been there to support each other in the face of desperation, hunger, insanity, poverty, and even in the face of death. If you ever attempt to stop being you, KK, I'm going to kick your ass, you old fart!
January 20, 2008
You're Damn Right.
Aww. I loves you too, KK.
I'm devilishly in love with my honey, but I know
who you are, understand you, and I gots your
back.
:)
XO,
Star
*giggles*
Now, where we gonna get that flamethrower for marching?
December 28, 2007
KK knows how to please a lady. Nuff said. The rest of you boys could learn a lesson or two from this fellow.
November 20, 2007
KK is all pimp, what with his own tribe of 300 women that like to kiss his ass. Maybe they/we all do it for a reason... Your a sweetheat KK and i will always keep an eye out for a "Hot Burner Chick half my age" with a job, house, a Fridge full of beer, an X-Box and who will do all your washing for you whenever you please.

That Kiwi girl, Hana
October 20, 2007
I'd still hug this man until he couldn't breathe.
his eyes...no matter how tired...still make me smile.
i...and we---all of us---...do love you.
~xox~
October 3, 2007
Can I call you Geode? At first meeting, your tough exterior, your 6 am Cat Scratch Fever wake up calls and your ability to savor warm beers had me thinking you were a tough son-of-a-bitch. Then I got to connect and the more I learned the more amazed I became. Under the dusty exterior was this shining, sparkly man with deep thoughts, a deep heart and deep aspirations.

You have further progressed my lesson of the old cliche "Never judge a book by it's cover". You have also taught me that first impressions should be buried within the first 5 minutes or less. Thank you for letting me read a chapter!

You hold a special spot in my heart KK.

I hope to experience you again...

Miss Grateful Lane (aka Parachute, aka Angel Arms, aks Love Pants, aka WHATEVER)
September 24, 2007
this man has a pretty special place in my heart...

even if he made is so lemons scare me now...

i love you kk
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I Yam what I Yam

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I tend to take things over the top. My sense of humor is...well, let's just say that my favorite line from a movie is from 'Full Metal Jacket' when the FNG asks the Gunner in the door of the Huey "How can you shoot Women and Children?!" drum roll, please..."It's Easy! You just don't lead them as much!!”
If I can make you snort milk out of your nose with my writings, I'm a happy Man.
I'm fiercely protective of me and mine.
When not flying with the Military, I work Counter Culture festivals. Burningman is my favorite. From DPW (lived on the ranch 2002-2003), to my current position the last few years as a part of the BRC Airport Management Team. Wherever I go, I love to work, make new friends, and bum warm beers while blasting 'Cat Scratch Fever' at 7:30 AM to help the Ravers get up and enjoy their day while evicting Hippies and I actually get paid for this shit. I've got the best job on or off the Playa!
KK

Whatever You are for...I'm against!!!


ps This Bio is slightly outdated. I no longer work for Burningman, I'm not in the Air Force currently, and I've had a sex change operation. Other than that...everything is the same...only different.
KK
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My Blog

It's not easy. I have no intention of any more Burns at this point, but I've been richly blessed with more experiences than most.
The last seven years has transformed my life and given me many new stories to tell.
It's the people.
"It's always about people" my childhood friend from Vacaville, CA critiqued me on my first attempt in fiction.
James Harris is still a good friend today. Our Dad's worked together after leaving flying.
If I'm around the MidWest, I hope to be involved in the Reg... read more
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 2:11 PM permalink - 29 comments
 
I've been asked to post some Interfuse stories.
Here they are...
Weldboy stalked a cow. In the neighbors pasture. In platform boots.
It didn't work out so well (go figure). The farm manager asked him to stop.
I was accused the next day of the same act.
Apparently...DPW smells like DPW.
Later...Weldboy convinced some Virgin Burners that I was his father and Chase(founder of TLA/DPW) was his son.

Franks porn was over the top. Again!
What IS it about the MidWest that goes over the top ... read more
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 6:35 PM permalink - 11 comments
 
I'm not good at this stuff, but God/Life/Whatever speaks to me sometimes.
I'm a skeptic, but when I hear that voice inside...I listen.
(Go ahead. You want to. Kamikaze is hearing voices!)
Last Summer I was compelled to drive to LA and SF to visit Brooke and CryptoFishey. I had every reason not to go, no idea if I'd make it gas wise. I just did it.
Last week, I'm packing up for Interfuse and mentioned I might stay a few days. I don't know why. But as soon as I got there and saw Rose (the l... read more
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 5:45 AM permalink - 27 comments
 
A woman I've never met.
A new friend addition just before I left for Interfuse.

There were (and are) a lot of things that I want to write about. The last two weeks kicked ass on several levels. But...

A lady in a cubicle in NYC reminded me of why I do what I do. PM's, Blogs, and phone calls.
She took the time to write a letter thanking me for sharing. She felt less alone, broke, tired, hungry, whatever.
A letter.
Not an easy PM.
An actual in the flesh hand written wrapped in a ribb... read more
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 4:47 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
OA is the site for the MidWest Burn (Interfuse).
I knew that I needed to stay a few days afterwards.
Funny. By Sunday, I was ready for everyone to leave.
On Monday, I was torn. Some were hard to say goodbye to.
By Monday night, I got my wish. I walked the land.
Every meadow, fire pit. Every place a tent or Theme camp was. I smiled at the meories and felt...sad.
I wasn't as much lonely in the still, dark, quiet night. I certainly didn't miss the 'Ouince Ouince' music keeping me up.
It w... read more
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 11:39 AM permalink - 24 comments
 
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