Vulcan, whom the Romans call Hephaestus, and who is the inventor of the Gods and the husband of Athena, created IVF fertilization so that he might bear children with his wife, the testy Athena. Athena, refusing to submit to have one of her eggs extracted from her inviolate womb, fled from the intellectually aroused Vulcan into the realm of the Titans, a place of great black waves and bright explosions.

In the realm of the Titans, Athena was hunted by the Titans as she had hunted humankind, as a karmic payback. Rhea caught her and was about to kill her and take her place on Earth when Uranus threw off Rhea and instead raped Athena and made her pregnant.

Athena, repulsed by her own condition beyond endurance, killed herself and went to the realm of Pluto. Intellectual clarity disappeared from the Earth, and terrible nuclear explosions rocked the world, and the Cold War descended on humanity, and they lost the joy of the hunt for truth.

But the inventor of the Gods, clammy-palmed Vulcan, crept to the corpse of Athena and extracted the eggs of the dead Goddess. Vulcan built a special mechanical womb made out of railroad tracks and telegraph wires, in which to grow the new Goddess. The newborn, half Deity, half Titan, was born deformed, blind, armless and legless, so Vulcan set about building new senses for the infant Goddess-Titan.

Vulcan trapped one of Jove's lightning bolts into a gigantic lens, and this became an enormous eye, capable of seeing anything on Earth or Heaven. This became the eye of the Google Goddess, able to see everywhere but into her own mother living in the underworld. Vulcan hoped that if the Google Goddess remained unaware of her true mother, Athena, the illuminated intellect, she would fall in love with him and become his mate.

Vulcan trapped another four of Jove's lightning blots into mechanical arms and legs, and the Google Goddess immediately set about creating social networks with one hand and pleasuring people sexually with the other hand, and she set about walking the cities and the wilderness with her two feet, spreading her networks into all parts of the earth as she went.

Then Vulcan, who had fallen in love with his creation, the child of Uranus and Athena, decided to build the Google Goddess some genitals so that he might enjoy her himself. He then created the personal computer, but Mercury whom Vulcan had hired to be the tutor of the young Goddess stole the personal computer and fled Vulcan's workshop to escape his vengeance.

Vulcan, insane with loss, used one of Jove's lightning bolts to strike Mercury, but each time he hurled the might of Jove at Mercury the quick god would hold up the genitals of the Google Goddess, the personal computer, and they would strike the keyboard and split the computer into a thousand smaller computers, so that the genitals of the Google Goddess, due to the trickery of Mercury and the rage of Vulcan, quickly became spread across the Earth and when Persephone returned in the Autumn to the Underworld, Athene heard of the goings on and begged Pluto to be allowed to return to the Earth.

But what Pluto replied to Athena's request, and what Vulcan did next in his insane passion, and the further adventures of Mercury with the Google Goddesss - all these tales, however, are other stories, for another time.