I thought it would be fun and/or instructive to go over the notable flirting events of Wednesday night analyzing what when wrong and what would have been an action leading to better results. I can't believe I let a super sexy massage therapist get away. Someone smack me.

Girl - "I'm a massage therapist."

What I did: I said "Well in that case." and turned my back towards her but quickly turned back.
What I should have done: Follow my gut, turn around like I did but insist she check out my back - after all it is a bit sore. ;)

Girl - "I'm not interested in porn. Don't get me wrong, I love sex, I think its beautiful."

What I did: I tried to "understand" her lack of interest in porn, something like "So you think porn cheapens it?"
What I should have done: TALK ABOUT SEX. Jesus man. "What do you like about it?" "How do you like it?" She just opened up the goddamn door and I went the other way.

At another table where three sisters. When I arrived on the scene there was a guy chatting one of them up, then he left the table. I turned around and asked her how she'd rank him 1-10. She said 5. Then I asked the other two and got two nines, but then one of the girls said she was biased because he was the boyfriend of sister #3.

Sister #1 - "How about you? How would you rate yourself?"

Damn clever trap <cough> I mean test. I think I failed in my response;

Me - "Hmmm. My favourite number is seven."

Me - "So you're all sisters? Do you all live together?"
Sister #1 - "You believe whatever you want."

These girls were keen to play, but I couldn't get my head into the game. I had nuthin.

So... thoughts? Recommendations? This is going to be an ongoing process of training. Help me out here.