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kc

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joined on 05/09/05
last updated 08/26/07
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My Pretties

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The Elk Song

If you smell stale beer
You know you're in the right place
Elk's make their mark
And then disappear without a trace

I once knew a squirrel
Who danced with the devil
Slow steady swirl
Rodent sin on the level

Animals will eat you
Animals will eat you
It all falls apart
When you become glue

Look outside your window
Look outside your door
You smell like spicy ham
And have me wanting more

Sex with octagenarians
Seems so amazingly wrong
But when you got no teeth
You can grip so darn strong

Animals will eat you
Animals will eat you
It all falls apart
When you become glue

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My Photo

World's Ugliest Dog
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My Photo

Our first date to Mt. Rainier
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How Sweet It Is

Gender
Female
Age
36
Location
about me
I've lived in three countries. I've traveled to 48 states save Alaska and Delaware (damn you Delaware!) I have big blue eyes. I'm a triple Libra with seven planets under the scales...oh yes. I cry at sad movies. Sometimes I watch them just to cry. I've cared for the plants of Governor of Connecticut and those of the State Capital. I have five orchids in bloom right now. I love salty comfort foods. My husband means everything to me. I have big tattoos that surprise people because I look like such a "good" girl. I am striving on and being brave. My little sister flies C130s and blackhawks, and my grandfather is a renowned sportswriter. I've rescued all my pets except the charming blue-eyed kitty....c'mon he has those eyes!!! I have an affinity for spiders. I'm paid to make people pretty. I've published a book. Sometimes I find it hard to stick up for myself and people walk on me because I am too nice (or so I'm told). My wedding lasted four days. I jumped into a waterfall in Costa Rica even though it was scary. I have soft skin and tout the power of sunscreen. My friend Lynne and I once delivered a squirrel to a boy. I know the peaks of the Cascades by sight from the air. I know what the lines in your palms mean. Someday I'm going to live in a cabin in the mountains and memorize the constellations.
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Girls Love Compliments!

June 26, 2006
Kelly is a very happy squirrel!
August 8, 2005
Kelly is the only girlie girl that doesn't annoy me. She's full of love, kindness, spirituality, intelligence, corn chowder, and glitter! She also has a very nice dog. He's a total gentleman.... gentledog?.... Gentlegod!

Please come home, Kelly. Seattle misses you.
!!!xoxox!!!
<3
Unsu...
 
June 15, 2005
Kelly and Michael are two of the coolest folks that I've been lucky enough to ever encounter on this planet. They make you feel warm and fuzzy on the inside and cool as hell on the out... Kelly is a beautiful woman and Michael is one of the few people I've ever met that I'm not scared to immediately tell him his wife is great without worrying that he's going to get jealous or something. They are both totally at ease in their relationship, in their own being, and seemingly in this messed up world we all have to deal with it. I feel that the higher powers have given me one of the greatest gifts ever in having them come into my world. I guess that's about it for now... Oh yeah, and they both have great taste in Literature, Recreational Activities, and Friends.
May 28, 2005
Kelly is one of the sweetest girls I've ever known. She has a huge heart (that explains the boobs!-hehe) & always puts her friends and family first! She and I went to the same high school together, although we never ran in the same circle of friends, we knew of each other. If it wasn't meant to be then....it sure is now! (GO TROJANS!)

There is a bond - and it stems from our school pride as well as our love for the same people around us. (Michael & Colin)

She is just as beautiful on the inside as she is the outside!!!!! a drop dead gorgeous old soul with a face that would launch a thousand ships - she is the epiteme of what a beautiful person should be.

If only Kelly and I had been connected sooner....she could've marched with me and the cobras at my wedding!!!!!

TO KNOW KELLY IS TO LOVE HER.

I always look forward to seeing her and hanging out with her. As well as with her husband, Michael, & all her wonderful pets!
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