Hey Kids,

Okay, seems I can't leave America without the whole place falling to shit. When I left in '98, Clinton was impeached; in 2000 there was that whole Y2K fiasco; and now, not only does New Orleans get demolished (hopefully bringing the Bush administration with it), but Supreme Court Chief Justice Renquist dies, thereby opening the way for another rightwing fuckhead to join that marvelously skewed government body. Sheesh. Hold it together, people--I'll be back soon...in a little less... read more