No, We Don't Accept Bribes
Sat, August 2, 2008 - 12:59 PM
Just when I thought I'd heard it all at the airport... This broad checks a bag that weighs over 70 pounds. When I tell her it's gonna cost her $100 for me to lift that monolith and put it on the belt, probably breaking my back, or the very least a nail in the process, she starts to swear. What language out of the mouth of a lady! That part is fairly normal... It's my fault you think it's necessary to overload your bags. So, go ahead call me a bitch. But, please, don't offer to trade me those skanky-assed rhinestone studded hooker jeans you got for your birthday if I waive the fee. I don't care if the tags are still on them. Do I look like a hooker? I don't accept bribes, especially butt ugly jeans