Kylie
My TestimonialsJune 4, 2006
I love this girl. Kylie is one of the sweetest, funniest and craziest Pennsyltucky chickies I know, plus she has the best jugglies and can kiss quite well. Kylie has become one of my dearest friends in this world and I have so many awesome memories and times with her.
I love you girl!
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I’m an enigma! I’m a vegan, but I love the smell of BBQ. I love sleep, but rarely get enough. I’m afraid of heights, but love skydiving! I love extreme sports of all varieties, though currently my favs are skydiving and wakeboarding. I want to see the world and experience as much as possible. I don’t take myself too seriously. My favorite word is “cattywombus.” I love all things artificially grape-flavored. I’m a kickass baker, and I can even make vegan funnel cakes. I have a healthy fear of gravity. I have never lost a left sock to my dryer. I act like a complete ass or goofball a load of the time, but NEVER act or speak to me in a way that undermines my intelligence. It is the quickest and most surefire way to peeve me off!
Looks? I'm 5'5" with a curvy atheltic build if that makes any sense. I've got lovely jubblies, and I know it! I'm generally cute, but can be sexy if I want. I've got ginormous brown fawn eyes which means I could probably get away with anything if I'd want...but I don't. I am comfortable in my own skin. I've got piercings, but now only my anti-eyebrow and my nips. I can pull off funky colors in my hair, and do so from time to time. Style? Who the hell knows! Because I'm a vegan and I love bell-bottoms and sandals...and own one (just one) tye-dye shirt...people call me a lil-hippie kid. But know this: I hate patchouli, and looove to shower everyday (sometimes 2x). I can be casual, formal, cute, sexy, put-together, clashing, and extremely obnoxious. I DO own black and green day-glo tights...and I love them.
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Yesh, you've received proper warning and plenty of time to prepare. I've posted numerous bulletins, a barrage of texts, and a slew of emails. Be ready! I'm coming back Pennsylvania..and I've got a hankering for some Yuengling (no, I really don't...it's just a PA thing), my nostrils are itching for that fine fresh Pennsyltucky air (that oh so aromatic blend of fresh manure baking in the mid-day sun, daffodils, and rotting deer carcasses 'longside the PA turnpike), and my stomach is rumbling...
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Thu, April 10, 2008 - 6:48 AM
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…is what Bill is probably having. Or maybe just residual mofongo farts, because we did get back from Puerto Rico Sunday night. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday…hmm, mofongo traveling down the small and large intestines at a velocity of, uh…divided by 5 days…well, really that’s some tricky math. But I suppose you’re more interested in my recent travels to Puerto Rico than you are the timing and functions of Bill’s digestive system. So, I’ll elaborate.
Fri, February 22, 2008 - 10:25 AM
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Our flight left early We... read more 
For Puerto Rico, that is!! Actually, I'd say it's way past time. Waaay past. The eve of my trip is fast approaching and I still have yet to learn to say in Spanish "Excuse me, sir. Are those beans made with lard?" or "I'll have that minus the meat, cheese, sour cream, and oh...nevermind, I'll just have some sugar cane and rum." What's a vegan traveler to do?? Oh, I know! I'll get a Spanish phrase book so I can ask the locals everything in Spanish, but not be able to understand them AT ...
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Mon, February 4, 2008 - 9:02 PM
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So, most dropzones go on a weather hold. Jumpers sit wiling away the hours with noses in books or listlessly staring up at the sky waiting for either the clouds to clear and jumping to start again...or for the beer light to flicker on. Not Skydive DeLand. No no...here at Skydive DeLand, we go on giraffe holds.
Mon, January 7, 2008 - 7:26 AM
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Saturday after jumping had pretty much ceased (due to the aformentioned variety of hold--weather), word arrived that a baby giraffe was on its way. The call came to open the gate... read more 
...I'm going to Puerto Rico, and I'm bringing a load of parachutes. Ok, I'm not playing a driving game and my name is NOT Penelope. But I AM going to Puerto Rico and bringing a parachute. Once again, sorry northern friends. I'm pushing my trip home back AGAIN. Let's face it, I've always been a warm climate kinda girl and coming up in February would freeze me into a Kylie-sicle. So I'm not coming home 'til March. Because I'm going to tan my bum cheeks in Puerto Rico.
Tue, December 11, 2007 - 12:24 PM
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Last week over d... read more
My Tribes
Bonnaroo 2007,
Burning Bovine,
Burning Man,
Crafty Vixens,
Cubicle Nation,
Florida,
Florida Burners,
Fungus Amongus,
Harrisburg & Surrounding Communities,
Metaphysical Florida,
New Jersey,
obscure sports,
Orlando: The City Beautiful,
pennsyltucky,
perverCity,
Phlorida,
Piercing,
Playa Del Fuego,
Shakra - transfusion dance,
skydiving,
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