Crap, that didn't rhyme at all. Either way, I wouldn't recommend being a dodechadron or any other polyhedron. I WOULD, however, recommend getting your ass/bum/derriere (it's your day off, I'll let you choose) over to the Ghetto, the oh so infamous Skydive Deland trailer park. What better destination could you choose to celebrate our nation's love of pyromaniacy?? Shotgunning beers, blowing off limbs with sparklers (it CAN be done), Roman candle tag, delicious BBQ'd yumminess, and the best horseshoes Deland has to offer (quite possiby followed up by evil Bocce). Seriously, what else are you gonna do today??? Be there!

Actually, I have no right promoting this ridiculously fun event because not only do I not even live in the trailer park, but I don't even know when the damn thing starts. I'd imagine sometime after the last person to say "You're right...these clouds will never clear today and I'll never get to freakin' skydive" cracks open that delicious frothy beverage.

Do not RSVP. Just bring beer, explosives, and food.